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I never said he was a black belt. I just said

he'd kick Michael Jacksons ass any day.

- I'd put money on it.

- Please, Biscuit, you're giving me

a headache with that.

Call Don King and set it up.

But until then...

finish that up and let's do this.

You ready?

[Whispering]

Did you hear that?

You didn't hear that f***ing noise?

What was it?

It sounded...

It sounded like "When Doves Cry."

[Laughing]

You scared the sh*t out of me,

f***ing a**hole. F*** you.

% % [Whistles "Shave And A Haircut"]

[Door Slams]

[Snoring]

[Chuckling]

[Coughs]

[Sighs]

[Urinating]

[Banging]

[Light Switch Clicks]

[Banging]

[Chuckles]

- Oh, sh*t.

- [Laughing] That was so f***ing close!

Now that, my friend,

is what it's all about.

Good going with the pictures.

I like that one. It's subtle, you know.

Who knows when he's gonna

notice that sh*t? It's gonna f*** him up!

- He's gonna be calling Ghostbusters.

- [Laughs] Ghostbusters.

Oh, man, we gotta bring Jeremy with us

sometime, dude. He'll f***ing dig this.

Hey, sh*t stain, Jeremy's coming home

to get married.

I don't think he'll have time to go

breaking into people's houses with us.

Maybe we could bring a stripper

and call it a bachelor party.

I heard Clyde pimps out Bonnie

for just that kind of thing.

[Engine Starts]

Let's get outta here.

[Jeremy] Shane, how am I gonna get

through the metal detector with this thing on?

- [Shane] What, are you kidding me?

You ever see the people who watch these things,

man? They probably won't even notice.

It's scary to think they're

the first line of defense against terrorism.

Well, sad as they are,

I think they'll notice this.

- And what's Kerri gonna think?

- Hey. Hey, who cares what she thinks?

Just tell her it's a little reminder

of the kick-ass bachelor party you had.

It'll probably burn her up

that you still went through with it.

- I'm not trying to burn her up, Shane.

- Why not?

Because if I piss her off, I'll never find out

why she called off the wedding.

I can't believe you don't know.

I haven't had a chance

to really talk to her yet.

I finally get one and I've got

a bowling ball chained to my leg.

- Whoa. What? Are you afraid

you're gonna have to run away?

- I might.

Well, in that case...

- [Jeremy] You've had the key this whole time?

- What?

I broke three tiles in my bathroom

trying to shower with this.

- [Whimpering, Laughing]

- You're a prick.

Shut up.

Glad to see you're having fun.

Kerri, wait.

- Hurry up.

- [Chain Rattling]

- Kerri.!

- All right, all right. You're free.

- Hey, Jer. Don't forget to pick me up

in Jersey tomorrow!

- Kerri.

Jer!

Okay, here we go.

What the hell was that supposed to mean,

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