Now You Know Page #2

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See what I'm getting at? Secondly, I don't

wanna hear any more stupid theories

on marriage from these clowns.

And lastly, to get this goddamn

bowling ball off my leg.

Mmm. Well, as far

as the bowling ball goes, it stays.

[Clears Throat]

We lost the keys.

And as far as the bullshit theories

on marriage go...

well, at least...

you can ignore them,

you can blow 'em off.

They don't mean anything to you.

If you go around telling everybody here...

that you got dumped, you're gonna have

to start hearing their theories on that.

[Jeremy]

I didn't get dumped.

Wait. No, don't...

don't get upset, all right?

What? What are you getting upset at? If anyone

has a reason to get upset, it should be me.

- Why should you be upset?

- Because...

you guys call off the wedding and I'm stuck

with airplane tickets to New Jersey.

I get one... one vacation a year, Jer...

and I gotta spend it in the land

of chicks with big hair?

And the Boss? I mean,

what kind of vacation is that?

Jer, listen.

This is a situation

that most guys would kill for...

a totally guilt-free bachelor party.

- How cool is that?

- Hey.

Time for the time-honored tradition...

the creaming of the breasts.

[Chuckles]

Hey!

[Laughs]

- All right, I'll go with it a little longer.

- Yes! Yes! That is more like it.

Just... what do you guys

do in Jersey for fun, anyway?

[Man]

You making love to that? Hmm?

Are you gonna drink that?

What are you doin'?

[Man #2]

Oh. Uh... Uh, I'm sorry. My bad, man.

I was just thinking.

[Sighs]

I tell ya, man. The more and more

I think about it...

Prince is pretty f***ing cool.

What?

You know what I mean, man?

Relatively speaking.

Well, at least he ain't like

that Michael Jackson character...

always doing, like,

weird stuff and sh*t.

Like now he wants to, like, f***ing buy

the Elephant Man's bones and, like...

screwin' around

with little boys and sh*t.

- You know what I'm saying.

- Yeah, nothing wrong with Prince.

Little dude with a pompadour running around

in f***-me boots singing like a chick.

Yeah, he's weird, like...

I mean...

Okay, I wouldn't hang out with him

or anything...

but at least he's married to a hot chick

and he ain't screwing around with little boys.

The only reason he's not screwing around

with little boys is he can't hold 'em down.

The scrawny f***er's

only four feet tall.

[Laughing] Michael Jackson ain't exactly

Stone Cold Steve Austin, ya know.

No, but he'd kick Prince's

little b*tch-ass.

What?

You ever see those kicks

Prince throws out on stage?

He'd take Michael Jackson out

with one of those roundhouses into his sh*t.

The Rockettes kick when they sing.

It doesn't make 'em black belts.

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