Now You Know Page #2
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See what I'm getting at? Secondly, I don't
wanna hear any more stupid theories
on marriage from these clowns.
And lastly, to get this goddamn
bowling ball off my leg.
Mmm. Well, as far
as the bowling ball goes, it stays.
[Clears Throat]
We lost the keys.
And as far as the bullshit theories
on marriage go...
well, at least...
you can ignore them,
you can blow 'em off.
They don't mean anything to you.
If you go around telling everybody here...
that you got dumped, you're gonna have
to start hearing their theories on that.
[Jeremy]
I didn't get dumped.
Wait. No, don't...
don't get upset, all right?
What? What are you getting upset at? If anyone
has a reason to get upset, it should be me.
- Why should you be upset?
- Because...
you guys call off the wedding and I'm stuck
with airplane tickets to New Jersey.
I get one... one vacation a year, Jer...
and I gotta spend it in the land
of chicks with big hair?
And the Boss? I mean,
what kind of vacation is that?
Jer, listen.
This is a situation
that most guys would kill for...
a totally guilt-free bachelor party.
- How cool is that?
- Hey.
Time for the time-honored tradition...
the creaming of the breasts.
[Chuckles]
Hey!
[Laughs]
- All right, I'll go with it a little longer.
- Yes! Yes! That is more like it.
Just... what do you guys
do in Jersey for fun, anyway?
[Man]
You making love to that? Hmm?
What are you doin'?
[Man #2]
Oh. Uh... Uh, I'm sorry. My bad, man.
I was just thinking.
[Sighs]
I tell ya, man. The more and more
Prince is pretty f***ing cool.
What?
You know what I mean, man?
Relatively speaking.
Well, at least he ain't like
that Michael Jackson character...
always doing, like,
weird stuff and sh*t.
Like now he wants to, like, f***ing buy
the Elephant Man's bones and, like...
screwin' around
with little boys and sh*t.
- You know what I'm saying.
- Yeah, nothing wrong with Prince.
Little dude with a pompadour running around
in f***-me boots singing like a chick.
Yeah, he's weird, like...
I mean...
Okay, I wouldn't hang out with him
or anything...
but at least he's married to a hot chick
and he ain't screwing around with little boys.
The only reason he's not screwing around
with little boys is he can't hold 'em down.
The scrawny f***er's
only four feet tall.
[Laughing] Michael Jackson ain't exactly
Stone Cold Steve Austin, ya know.
No, but he'd kick Prince's
little b*tch-ass.
What?
You ever see those kicks
Prince throws out on stage?
with one of those roundhouses into his sh*t.
The Rockettes kick when they sing.
It doesn't make 'em black belts.
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