Notes from the Heart Healer Page #3

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if her husband hadn't shown up.

If it weren't for bad luck, we wouldn't

have any luck at all, huh, Charlie?

That's gonna change soon,

'cause it's gotta.

That's the last of your formula,

and we used the last of

our money to buy it.

Mama...

I know, baby. It makes me want to cry, too.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word.

Mama's gonna buy you a mockingbird.

And if that mockingbird don't sing...

I can't believe that they

call this a cottage.

It's so perfect. How did you ever find it?

Dot helped me out with that.

And the champagne? How did you...

Dot had it sent over.

And what exactly do you intend

to contribute to the festivities?

Well, let me think.

There's this.

Anything else?

Well, there's dinner.

I plan to contribute that, too.

In fact, I'll tell you what.

While I run to the store,

why don't you pamper yourself,

and when I get back, I will cook you

the best meal you have ever had.

Before...

Before what?

Before my last contribution,

which I'm going to need your help with.

And that would be?

Fireworks.

I'm sorry.

It's just not gonna work out this time.

Thank you. Thank you for coming out.

- Three of these, and...

- That's nice.

How about that? No?

- No, I'm sorry.

- Thanks for your time.

Hey, appreciate it.

She's as fast as she is pretty.

Just like my former wife.

- Harry Barders.

- King Danville.

- How you doing?

- Good.

You in the market for a boat, King?

- Is she for sale?

- Yup.

Proceeds to be split between my wife

and the guy she ran off with.

Ouch. Sounds like a sad story.

Sad and sordid,

but it could have a happy ending

for you, though.

I'll make you a heck of a deal.

There you go. Specs are on the back.

If you like what you read, come on back, and

we'll let you take it out and kick the tires.

Thanks.

I'll do that.

Hang on, baby.

Wow.

Do you buff up nice, or what?

I try my best,

but I fear I have competition

for your affection.

She does have her charms,

but they're nothing compared to yours.

Then why is she taped to the refrigerator?

Because she is for sale.

And?

And I thought she might be

fun for us to sail into our retirement.

Retirement?

Well, not right now, you know,

down the pike.

Yeah, like, 15 or 20 years down.

Well, it'll give us plenty of time

to hone our yachting skills.

Okay, I'm glad you're

so concerned about our future.

But wouldn't it be more exciting

to concentrate on the present?

Yes.

Yeah, I'm coming! I'm coming already!

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Violet?

Violet, if you're on the other end

of this line, you say something.

Violet!

Happy anniversary, honey.

Thank you, King, for

making this so special,

and for being so special.

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