Not Cool Page #2
Lou, pop that ass!
Watch my ass pop.
Your ass is poppin'.
Yeah.
Girl, it could be worse.
Turned her room
into a sex dungeon.
Not sure that's worse.
Pop that ass,
pop that ass, pop that ass.
Girl, why don't you
go out tonight,
Get your mind off things?
The only way that
I could get my mind off things
Would be to join a cult and
get myself f***ing brainwashed.
Girl, don't even play
about that sh*t.
I joined a cult once
because they had red track suits
And I wanted
a red track suit.
The amount of innocent
I saw slain...
was not worth
that red track suit.
Oh, god.
Apparently, there is
a kegger on plum street
By the creek.
A kegger by the creek?
Tell me you made that sh*t up.
It sounds like a horror movie.
Oh, believe me,
it is all too real.
Well, then go, and take video.
I want to see where
No, look, the whole point
of going to college
Is to get away
from all of the people
That you hated in high school.
Why would I want
to go back to that?
I mean, it would be
And then shoving it
right back up my butt.
Really, girl?
Plus, I'm totally fine
spending the night in.
Oh, oh, I'm gonna fart.
Oh, go ahead, honey.
No, it's gonna be so loud.
Oh, come on, we've been
married for 25 years.
Oh, my god;
Oh, my god.
I...
I have messed myself.
Ooh.
Ooh, yeah.
Mm, mm.
Oh, okay, okay.
Girl, you need
to get out that house.
I'll send you videos.
Yo, queef, sick party!
Thank you, my friend.
I hope you're enjoying
the delicious libations
And jovial atmosphere, yeah?
How did you get your parents
To let you have the house
all weekend?
Oh, not even a problem,
brother.
You see, I have an open dialogue
with Mata and Pita.
They respect me as an adult,
And they trust
my wise decisions.
I just threw up
in this genie bottle.
That's my grandmother!
Let her out, man.
Let her out!
I was like, "excuse me
and my awkward approach"
Hey, this is
my personal hell.
Sh*t, sh*t.
Aw, that's adorable.
You're still obsessed with her.
No, I'm not still
obsessed with her.
Yes, you are.
When is her birthday?
January 15th, 1996.
Nice try.
Everyone knows that.
Well, no one give's a f***
about me,
So only you should know,
when's my birthday?
Um...
today?
Oh, my god, today.
Happy birthday, happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
Hmm, I f***ing hate you.
Listen, this is
my last chance.
Janie is moving down to Florida
at the end of the school year.
- Oh, my god.
- I know.
- No way.
- Yes.
Oh, my god, that means
you're only gonna have
Christmas break and spring break
To not f*** her.
False, because I have to go
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