Not Cool Page #2

Synopsis: A group of former high school students come back home for Thanksgiving. During the few days back they undertake things like partying, relationships, and reconnecting with family. The teenagers experience how to let go of high school and move on with their lives.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Director(s): Shane Dawson
Production: Starz Digital Media
 
IMDB:
4.6
Metacritic:
1
Rotten Tomatoes:
14%
NOT RATED
Year:
2014
93 min
Website
757 Views


Lou, pop that ass!

Watch my ass pop.

Your ass is poppin'.

Yeah.

Girl, it could be worse.

I know a chick whose parents

Turned her room

into a sex dungeon.

Not sure that's worse.

Pop that ass,

pop that ass, pop that ass.

Girl, why don't you

go out tonight,

Get your mind off things?

The only way that

I could get my mind off things

Would be to join a cult and

get myself f***ing brainwashed.

Girl, don't even play

about that sh*t.

I joined a cult once

because they had red track suits

And I wanted

a red track suit.

The amount of innocent

I saw slain...

was not worth

that red track suit.

Oh, god.

Apparently, there is

a kegger on plum street

By the creek.

A kegger by the creek?

Tell me you made that sh*t up.

It sounds like a horror movie.

Oh, believe me,

it is all too real.

Well, then go, and take video.

I want to see where

Tori the whorie comes from.

No, look, the whole point

of going to college

Is to get away

from all of the people

That you hated in high school.

Why would I want

to go back to that?

I mean, it would be

like taking a massive sh*t

And then shoving it

right back up my butt.

Really, girl?

Plus, I'm totally fine

spending the night in.

Oh, oh, I'm gonna fart.

Oh, go ahead, honey.

No, it's gonna be so loud.

Oh, come on, we've been

married for 25 years.

Oh, my god;

Oh, my god.

I...

I have messed myself.

Ooh.

Ooh, yeah.

Mm, mm.

Oh, okay, okay.

Girl, you need

to get out that house.

I'll send you videos.

Yo, queef, sick party!

Thank you, my friend.

I hope you're enjoying

the delicious libations

And jovial atmosphere, yeah?

How did you get your parents

To let you have the house

all weekend?

Oh, not even a problem,

brother.

You see, I have an open dialogue

with Mata and Pita.

They respect me as an adult,

And they trust

my wise decisions.

I just threw up

in this genie bottle.

That's my grandmother!

Let her out, man.

Let her out!

I was like, "excuse me

and my awkward approach"

Hey, this is

my personal hell.

Sh*t, sh*t.

Aw, that's adorable.

You're still obsessed with her.

No, I'm not still

obsessed with her.

Yes, you are.

When is her birthday?

January 15th, 1996.

Nice try.

Everyone knows that.

Well, no one give's a f***

about me,

So only you should know,

when's my birthday?

Um...

today?

Oh, my god, today.

Happy birthday, happy birthday!

Happy birthday!

Hmm, I f***ing hate you.

Listen, this is

my last chance.

Janie is moving down to Florida

at the end of the school year.

- Oh, my god.

- I know.

- No way.

- Yes.

Oh, my god, that means

you're only gonna have

Christmas break and spring break

To not f*** her.

False, because I have to go

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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