Not Another Teen Movie Page #3

I can't believe

what we just did, Molly.

It was a once-in-a-lifetime experience

that will never happen again.

Sh*t, we missed it.

Let's keep going.

Hey, I found a buffalo nickel!

Jackpot.

Girl go pee-pee

not what I want to see-see.

I agree-gree.

Would you two please try and be

a little open-minded?

Class, let's open our books

and continue with our poetry lesson.

You know what I think about poetry?

Oh, is that amusing?

Is that what your generation

considers humor?

This make me kind of happy in pants.

Goodness.

That make me kind of sad in pants.

Shakespeare, Molire...

...Oscar Wilde.

These were humorists.

I'm gonna be sick.

The sublime poetic genius

of a clever turn of phrase.

That is true comedy.

Heavens to Betsy.

Your modern, moronic, feeble-minded,

sophomoric excuse for wit...

...is merely a parade of nasty...

...filthy, vulgar...

...human excrement!

Excuse me.

- Hey, Janey. What's up?

- Excuse me?

Ever want to be

the most popular girl in school?

Anorexic, superficial?

A whore who lacks any real

long-term goals?

Exactly.

If you're interested,

I thought we could go out sometime.

Be seen in public.

- We haven't spoken in four years.

- Actually, more like six.

That time when we were

in line at that theater...

...l was actually saying "hey"

to the person behind you.

Friday's championship game

is against North Compton...

...and that squad always tries

to bring it.

- Bring what, Priscilla?

- Bring it.

Right, but what is "it"?

It's just what they bring, okay?

New girl.

I'm Sandy Sue.

It is simply swell to meet all of you.

Peachy.

You brought a routine?

Oh, you bet.

Give me an H.

Give me a U.

Give me a giant p*ssy-licking,

ass-f***er cock sh*t!

I'm sorry.

That was my Tourette's.

I don't know about her.

Let's get it straight.

This isn't a cheerocracy.

I am the cheertator.

I make the cheercisions,

I will deal with the cheeronsequences.

If there are no more cheeruptions,

we can cheertinue.

Thank you.

Grandpa stuck a finger in my ass!

Cum face!

She'll cheer do.

Great.

Goddamn it, let's go now!

Thirty-two draw!

Goddamn it!

Let's show some goddamn hustle!

Look alive out there!

This isn't a goddamn tryout!

- Goddamn it!

- Blue 21! Hut!

What the hell?

Nobody's covering that hole!

Goddamn it!

Let's do it again!

Marty! Marty! Marty!

All right, Marty.

- Get your ass in there.

- You sure?

Just go, goddamn it.

Wyler, we got this wrapped up.

All you gotta do is run out the clock.

For God's sakes,

don't try anything fancy!

Goddamn it.

Listen, boys.

We got time for one more play.

- I say we get the ball to Marty.

- Damn.

No, I'm just happy

being on the field.

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