Not Another Teen Movie Page #2
Do you know where
Mr. Keller's English class is?
- Down the hall, on your left.
- Sweet, dude.
For the thousandth time, I said,
"Swallow that thing."
Am I right?
Jake Wyler?
Who does she think she is?
I got two words for you, Jake:
Prom queen, material.
Austin, she's an illusion.
You take away the makeup,
the clothes...
...the way she wears her hair,
the smell of her perfume...
...that cute face she makes
when she's tonguing my balls...
Look, she's replaceable.
Given the right look,
the right boyfriend...
- ...any girl could be prom queen.
- I smell a bet.
Jakey, Jakey,
about to make a big...
...mistakey.
I'll pick the most
hopeless girl at this school...
...and I'll bet that you
can't turn her into prom queen.
You're on, Austin.
I'll bet you lose that bet...
...but learn a much more
valuable lesson, and win.
In life, that is.
You're both on.
All right.
Let's find you a prom queen,
Mr. Let's-Find-Me-A-Prom-Queen.
What about her?
Baby's got back.
Hunch, that is.
No, way too easy.
- I have no pigment
- Any girl with a guitar is hot.
I need sunscreen
Even a hippie albino.
She could be prom queen.
What about the Fratelli sisters?
So they're slightly disfigured
and connected.
But combined, those two make up
- I'd do them!
- I know, Reggie Ray.
I'm looking for somebody
really messed up.
I'm talking about a real shitbomb.
Well, bombs away.
No, no, no, anyone but her!
Not Janey Briggs.
Guys, she's got glasses
and a ponytail.
She's got paint on her overalls!
What is that?
There's no way
she could be prom queen.
Damn, that sh*t's whack.
Aim for the head!
Can you imagine
what they do in there?
Holy cow.
Guys, get your heads
out of the gutter.
It's a locker room.
It's no sexier in there...
...than it is in here.
Molly, can you help me
take off my panties?
Hold on, I've got lotion
on my hands.
That's okay.
You can just use your mouth.
Thanks, Miss Peters.
So...
...who would like to share their poem
with the class?
Mr. Keller? Over here.
Right here. Please.
Anyone?
Please pick me.
I'm the one.
Yes...
...Ricky.
- "Ten Things I Love About Janey."
- Oh, not again.
By Ricky Lipman.
I love it when Janey talks
I love it when Janey walks
I love it when Janey drinks
I love it when Janey blinks
I love it when Janey says hi
I love it when Janey says
See you in English
I love following Janey to the mall
And I love...
...collecting strands
ofJaney's hair...
...and rolling them up
Thank you, Ricky,
for that interesting poem.
- I'm not sure we should be doing this.
- Quiet. I hear them.
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