Not Another Not Another Movie

To do this?

Man:
cue music.

You better be!

Action!

Give me the information,

Or i'm gonna blow a hole

In your head.

(whispering)

You're doing great.

We're still shooting, right?

Line!

The line is,

I have a wife

And two kids.

It's written

Right over there.

Right? You see it?

I don't have

My contacts in.

Say it anyway!

I have a wife

And two kids.

Say it.

Can i run home

And get my contacts?

No!!

I'm sorry.

Stay in character.

I know my terms.

All right, ready?

Action!

Please don't kill me.

I have a...

Let me try it

One more time, okay?

Cut. Cut, cut.

(bell rings)

Okay. Can i yell "action"?

No! Action.

Please don't kill me.

I have a dog

And three cats.

Shut up!

Cut.

Please don't kill me.

I am an orphan and have

No food for my widows.

Please don't kill me.

I have a wife and...

How many kids is it?

I forgot.

I hope you don't mind

If i ad-lib a little

Monologue i wrote.

I don't know

Where the information is.

You can beat it

Out of me if you want,

But i won't tell you.

Cue music.

Where is the bananas?

That's a joke

I'm working on.

That's a cut.

Cut that.

And action.

Not yet.

I'll say it.

Man:
ignore it when

Randy says action.

Okay, action.

Action.

Please don't kill me.

I have a dog,

And he has no home.

He's a stray.

That's my cue.

I quit.

How about we just

Cut to the part

Where i shoot you?

Okay, sure.

I was really excited

For that part anyway.

Man:
rolling.

Ow.

Ow.

Start the music again.

Let me have it.

Ow! My leg!

Ow! My leg!

My leg is shot.

Why did you shoot me?

(screaming continues)

Please, god,

Don't kill me.

Is that where

It hurts?

C.J. Waters, please.

I don't wanna die.

Don't say my name.

My character's name is allen.

Now do it again.

Okay, i'm sorry.

Allen.

Allen, i am in need

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