Not Another Not Another Movie
- R
- Year:
- 2011
- 99 min
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This is stupid.
The whole movie
Is just stupid.
Makes perfect sense
Why i'm here.
Because this is...
Well, i mean,
It's a good part.
I'm directing.
(imitating the godfather)
A mafia guy.
I thought it would
Be very good.
You might think
It's a great opportunity,
But it's not.
You know what?
Who cares?
Ha! I'll just
Bite my tongue,
Think happy thoughts,
And get through this.
Sir, your coffee's
Brewing right...
Who am i kidding?
Sir, it'll be about
Ten more minutes
On the coffee.
Mm-hmm.
I'm screwed.
(alarm clock buzzing)
So i have this problem.
I have these constant nightmares
Of spoof movies.
Ugh!
It's so frustrating.
I'm totally haunted
By 'em.
Plus, i have
This other problem.
I get sleepy sometimes,
And i fall asleep.
The worst part is,
I never know...
Hey.
You were asleep
For a while that time.
I'm sorry. I have this...
I know.
You have problems.
We all do.
I moved to l.A.
Six months ago,
And randy was one of
He's genuine,
And that's hard to find.
I moved here to be
Closer to my family,
And right now, i'm currently
Working with elderly people
At a nursing home.
Something special with my life.
I wanna be
Your boyfriend.
What'd you just say?
I said there's not
Enough sugar on this.
Let me get
Some more here.
You're so silly.
She's so great.
So i work in
The entertainment industry...
(crash)
Oh!
So i work in
The entertainment industry,
And i work for
A great studio.
Sunshine studios.
They put out some of
The highest-quality films.
Quality might not
Be the word, but completed.
They have a lot of
Completed films.
But completed films
With a lot of heart.
Well, you know,
Maybe not heart,
But completed films
Actually, i think
They might be having
Real financial problems.
Hey, ben.
My name's actually randy.
I don't know
Why the guys call me ben.
It's funny though.
Okay, take a look
At this gun.
All right?
It's totally fake.
Is it real?
It's totally fake.
Okay.
After the blank
Goes off right here,
Yeah.
All right?
A blood pack is going
To go off lightly
On your leg
Right there.
I feel like you're not
Listening to me, randy.
Randy, randy.
Yeah?
Okay.
Did you get that?
Yeah.
You're gonna use
Live ammunition.
Which is cool.
Seriously?
I'm cool with that.
Seriously?
There's nothing to
Be nervous about.
You'll be fine.
Oh, i'm not nervous.
I'm excited.
i get to work with
The c.J. Waters.
Yeah, whatever.
I'm gonna do this to him.
Watch it, c.J.
Your day has come.
(imitates gunshot)
And here it is in slo-mo.
(imitating slo-mo voice)
Watch it, c.J.
Your day has come.
So an actor doesn't show up,
And some genius here
Decides to put an idiot p.A.
In his place because
They wear the same shirt size.
And to think,
A few months ago,
I was so excited to work for
A real movie studio.
I hate it here.
I tell all my friends
I work at target.
Quiet on the set!
Quiet!
Cameras are rolling.
(bell rings)
Sir, can i just say,
It is an honor
To work with you.
I want you to shut up.
I loved you in that movie
When you were a cop,
And you were on
Only it was a lemur
From the zoo.
It was a ferret.
No, i'm pretty sure
It was a lemur.
I would remember.
It was a drama.
Why are you even acting?
You're a p.A., aren't you?
In the eighth grade,
Of the thespian society,
So i'm qualified.
You better be.
Are you ready
To do this?
Man:
cue music.You better be!
Action!
Give me the information,
Or i'm gonna blow a hole
In your head.
(whispering)
You're doing great.
We're still shooting, right?
Line!
The line is,
I have a wife
And two kids.
It's written
Right over there.
Right? You see it?
I don't have
My contacts in.
Say it anyway!
I have a wife
And two kids.
Say it.
Can i run home
And get my contacts?
No!!
I'm sorry.
Stay in character.
I know my terms.
All right, ready?
Action!
Please don't kill me.
I have a...
Let me try it
One more time, okay?
Cut. Cut, cut.
(bell rings)
Okay. Can i yell "action"?
No! Action.
Please don't kill me.
I have a dog
And three cats.
Shut up!
Cut.
Please don't kill me.
I am an orphan and have
No food for my widows.
Please don't kill me.
I have a wife and...
How many kids is it?
I forgot.
I hope you don't mind
If i ad-lib a little
Monologue i wrote.
I don't know
Where the information is.
You can beat it
Out of me if you want,
But i won't tell you.
Cue music.
Where is the bananas?
That's a joke
I'm working on.
That's a cut.
Cut that.
And action.
Not yet.
I'll say it.
Man:
ignore it whenRandy says action.
Okay, action.
Action.
Please don't kill me.
I have a dog,
And he has no home.
He's a stray.
That's my cue.
I quit.
How about we just
Cut to the part
Where i shoot you?
Okay, sure.
I was really excited
For that part anyway.
Man:
rolling.Ow.
Ow.
Start the music again.
Let me have it.
Ow! My leg!
Ow! My leg!
My leg is shot.
Why did you shoot me?
(screaming continues)
Please, god,
Don't kill me.
Is that where
It hurts?
C.J. Waters, please.
I don't wanna die.
Don't say my name.
My character's name is allen.
Now do it again.
Okay, i'm sorry.
Allen.
Allen, i am in need
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