Norway Page #3

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You'll wake up the werewolf.

So, what about Norway?

You guys barely survive up there, right?

A frozen kingdom!

Are you having a good

time, you crazy f***?

Are we lost?

We're almost there!

So...

how about it?

How about what?

Well...

you know...

- What, here?

- Yes...

Somewhere around here,

I don't know...

Behind a tree or something...

I don't know.

I thought we'd save the best for last.

Get the job done first.

Is that all I am to you?

Just another job?

Come on...

Look who's talking now!

Fine, let's get it over with.

You better behave!

Come on...

Here's fine.

That's it...

You're not gonna

bite me, will you?

In the throes of passion

and all that?

...a warm girl.

Oh I'm warm alright.

But you're stone f***ing cold!

You don't have a heart,

do you?

Did that bloody Norwegian pull

a disappearing act with my stereo?

No way, he must be

around here somewhere.

Peter!

That's the spirit.

We've got work to do.

Peter!

Peter!

Petros... Piotr... Mum and dad

are looking for you!

Zano...

Do you think something

happened to him?

Like what? He's a big boy,

I'm sure he's fine.

Seriously? He was

totally wasted and...

And?

And, he was... you know.

And?

Stop it, Zano!

Come on, let's go this way.

- There he is.

- Where?

Where's my stereo,

you little sh*t?

Are we there yet?

We're here.

What is this place?

You don't suppose little

miss sunshine over there...

...will throw us in a dungeon,

like Kolokotronis, do you?

Are you familiar with

Kolokotronis?

Let me ask you something.

This job we're supposed to do...

Do you even know what it is?

No.

No?

Not exactly...

I was only told to

bring you here.

Him, too?

Him too, yes.

OK...

Can you see anything?

F***-all.

Don't I know you

from somewhere?

Come on.

That's more like it.

"Dracula, Dracula, Dracula"

"Why did I have

to steal your kiss?"

"I rule over your life"

"Attract you like a magnet"

"I will rule over your thoughts"

"You can escape me no more"

"Dracula, Dracula, Dracula"

"We are yours by the thousands"

"Body and soul at your command"

"You may torment us"

"as long as you give us

the kiss of life"

"Dracula, Dracula, Dracula"

Hello, my friends!

I'm so glad you've come!

Let me introduce myself.

My name is Bram Stoker.

Bram Stoker?

The Norwegian is back!

Excuse me, what did he just say?

I don't speak the lingo...

- Who is he?

- Who, him?

He's Bram Stacker.

The author of Dracula.

Ever heard of Dracula?

He's just a sack of bones, man!

100 years old and counting!

He's on life support.

He's got one foot in the grave,

no joke!

That's why you're here...

He's the job?

Yes...

That's f***ed up!

All you have to do

is bite him.

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