Normal Adolescent Behavior Page #2

Actually, um, I made 'em,

so... I made everything.

Did you make this for me?

Yeah, I did.

I mean, I don't really get

a lot of guys over, so...

No. No, I mean, people.

- I don't get a lot...

- No, no, no. That's...

I don't get

a lot of people over.

- I don't... over.

- Oh, yeah, yeah. No.

Look... That... That's okay.

I didn't mean... It's just...

I didn't mean

anything by that.

Because I just like to cook.

That... That's the thing.

I like to cook.

Okay.

It's... I didn't, like,

plan everything.

That would be weird. I've...

I'm not gonna

eat that one, um...

No. I'll...

I'll put that one back.

- Okay.

- I just... No, really.

I mean, like, this

isn't a trap or anything.

I didn't think it was...

I didn't think it was a trap.

Well, good, because if you just

wanna try these.

I mean, these are

really easy to make.

That's actually...

Um, I don't really...

So you can try these.

Oh, sh...!

Dude.

- Um...

- Mm-mm.

Uh...

- Yeah.

- Um...

I'm gonna... I'll clean up.

- I'll help you clean up.

- Good, I'm... No, that's fine.

I'm just gonna

go wash my hands.

Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna... Why don't

I clean up for you?

- Yeah, okay.

- Just, uh...

Oh, God.

Hey, have you seen

that kid, Sean, at school?

Barely.

He's so transparent,

see-through.

He's from Chicago.

So did he transfer

as a senior?

I guess.

Lots of people transfer.

Yeah, in third grade,

people transferred.

People in our class

have been there forever.

Dude, whatever. He's boring.

Pasty and colourless.

Looks like a pigeon

shat on his head.

Yeah.

He's actually really nice.

He's nice. Nice.

He's nice.

He is.

He was nice to Nathan.

Oh, your brother's

easy to be nice to,

like puppy dogs

or homeless people.

Billie.

What?!

What?

- He's...

- Nice.

It's not like

I'm making him out

to be Sean the Saint

or anything.

- If we were normal girls...

- Which we're not.

We'd be all over that sh*t.

Okay, fresh meat...

Off the rack.

Thank God we're not normal.

Yeah.

Hey, hey.

Hey.

I really can't

take you seriously

with that on your head.

Pretty sexy.

Soda? Anyone?

Would you like some?

- Please.

- I would.

Your ass looks good

in those jeans.

- Thank you.

- You're welcome.

Oh, shoot. Aw, Jesus.

- Hey.

- Hey.

I was supposed

to take that out. I can do it.

Oh. Okay.

You need any help?

- Sure. I mean, yeah.

- Okay.

You know, it was

really sweet of you

to hang out with Nathan.

Yeah, sure. Uh, Nathan's weird,

but potentially very cool.

- Temporarily weird.

- Hmm.

Empirical proof that,

uh, phases are real.

- Yuck.

- Yeah.

Well, here.

Let me help you.

Oh, thank you, Sean.

There we go.

Is your hand okay?

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