Noobz Page #2

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no idea what I'm gonna do.

If you need, you are more than

welcome to stay at my place.

I got a queen-sized bed.

It's really nice.

Told you, Oliver,

I'm not interested.

- So rude.

- Let's just win this game.

- I hate these dudes.

- Sup, beeyatches? Ready

to take it in the ass again?

- Screw you, dude.

- You wish, Fraggett.

I'm in no mood for your mouth,

Chomama. Where's the rest

of your clan?

I got some good news

for you punks.

- Only two of us is playing.

-Yo, Chomama, you know

you need four

for an official clan match.

Look, Pr3daTurD, I can beat your

whole weak-ass clan on my own.

- So be grateful we

even showing up.

- Why don't we just play?

OK? I got Pilates in an hour.

[electronic music plays]

Cover Rumpleforeskin.

Oh, and... Oh, yeah!

- I'm dead. I'm dead.

- Are you serious?

Rain on me. Get upset with me,

'cause it's my fault.

- Ah!

- Come on!

- Wow. Why wouldn't you?

- Why wouldn't I what?

How did I know you'd be playing

that stupid video game?

It's only three

in the afternoon.

- Yeah, so?

- So?

Normal people have jobs

during the week, Cody!

- Not playing damn video games!

- He's getting yelled at.

- He's getting yelled at, bro.

- You know this is how I relax.

- Come on, Hollywood!

- You sounds really relaxed,

don't you?

Wait a minute. What are you

even doing here right now?

Oh, my God, Cody.

You lost another job,

didn't you?

- You are pathetic.

- Oh, that's harsh.

Cody, mute... mute your mic.

Must be that time

of the month, huh?

It is, Cody! It is that time

of the freaking month!

- Dude, we can hear you!

- The time that I actually

leave your worthless,

- sorry, video game-playing ass!

- Man, I gotta record this.

- Yeah, I've heard that before.

- No, you know what?

You're right, Cody Thomas.

You have heard that before,

and I am sorry for that.

Because my psychic was right.

There is something big

that's going to happen to me,

and it is not with you.

What psychic?

Your 1-900 numbers you call?

First of all, Miss Theo

is a real psychic.

She knew exactly how I was

feeling before I told her.

- She understands me, Cody.

- She's just some woman

that lives in the ghetto

that gets you to pay 99 cents

a minute to be your friend

on the phone.

- And I pay for it.

- Ha! You pay for it?

- Oh...

- You don't pay for anything!

My hosting job is the only way

that we're able to pay for rent

around here,

which, by the way,

is a month behind!

OK, like you don't know this?

It's hard being a real estate

broker right now.

Yeah, let's talk about that.

You're a real estate agent.

I'm sorry, correction.

You were a real estate agent.

You wear a blazer.

A burgundy blazer!

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