Nobody Walks Page #2

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Just forget it.

You're crooks anyway.

My assistant.

He's a good guy.

Dusty's been upset

about this dead lizard...

that's been clogging

the drain for like a week now,

and I don't think

the issue's worth $600.

[ Peter ] This is our guest, Martine.

She's the bug auteur.

It's nice to meet you.

Excuse me.

[ Water Splashes ]

Love that guy.

Every time we don't have

a big job going on,

he just tries to fix

what's broken in life.

My life.

Okay, what's next?

Chimes?

[ Shower Running ]

And that is the power

of directional microphones.

They're kind of like

magic wands.

Here, come on.

I want to show you something.

All right,

just lay down right here.

Keep the headphones on.

Close your eyes.

You tell me,

what do you think

you're hearing?

All right?

Okay.

[ Cars Passing ]

I don't know.

It sounds like...

a concert, but far away.

It's the highway.

With those mountains

in the back,

it echoes through

the entire canyon.

- Wanna do another one?

- Yeah.

Close your eyes.

Okay, what about this one?

That sounds like wind

going through trees.

I'll buy that.

Okay.

Tell me what you hear...

now.

[ Chuckles ]

[ Man Speaking Italian ]

But what kind?

I'm tired.

[ Italian ]

[ David ] Hey, buddy.

Hey!

Ah, you looking to brawl?

You're Julie.

Wow! Can I hug you?

Yeah, let's hug.

I'm pro-hug.

I can't believe it.

I'm meeting you.

One of the original members of

Miriam's postfeminist wolf pack.

I've seen pictures

of you guys, like,

sitting around swimming pools

looking focused.

It-It seems like

it was an amazing time.

I don't know.

Buonasera.

[ Peter ] Ciao, guys.

- Hey, Kolt.

- Hi.

Hi.

Hi. I really

like your jeans.

Thanks.

Do they have zippers on them?

Um, yeah, they...

they do.

[ Chuckles ]

Hey, you want to take off?

[ Martine ]

Uh, yeah, we should.

Um, he's taking me to

my friend's art opening.

Yeah, I... I can't drive.

I'm a New Yorker.

[ Chuckles ] I'm clinging

to that as my excuse.

- Can you drive?

- No.

No, not yet. But we will

be practicing very soon.

Yes, we will.

Yeah.

Okay.

- You hungry, Sea Horse?

- Not really.

Hey, remember. 9:00 a.m.

tomorrow. Actors.

Yes.

I will be there.

And, Julie, I'm sorry that we

didn't get a chance to talk.

- Oh, we will.

- Okay.

Julie, is it possible

to get my check?

Yes. I'm so sorry.

I'll be right back.

[ Car Engine Starts ]

[ Scoffs ] There is a

mammal that lays eggs.

Platypus, Avi!

Platypus.

I gotta go.

[ Sniffs ]

Thank you for coming

with me tonight.

No, thank you for bringing me.

Um...

I don't think...

that I should

do this right now.

Okay.

I just...

I just got here.

And I'm here to work.

And I think it's smarter

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