Nitro Circus: The Movie Page #3

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the objective is for me

to leave my mother's nest and fly,

with the help of a bungee cord

and a jelly doughnut inner tube.

Hit that there jump, launch in

and take out as many of my friends

and as much of their

home as possible.

In other words, I'm a wrecking

ball in the form of a bird.

So Rubs, this is your speed test for this.

We need to line up how you're gonna jump,

and to see how fast you need to go.

- So you're our guinea diver.

The water's three foot deep.

You're gonna be 20 feet in the air

going at 120 feet in distance,

no problem.

Okay, let's get you on that tube.

You got it, Rubs!

Is that far enough?

They told me it was time

for me to leave the mother's nest,

and I'm ready to go right back into that nest.

I think that was the biggest

DDT body slam I ever had.

Oh, I don't know about this one.

There's so much

that could possibly go great here.

- Great possibilities.

- There's a lot of scenarios.

The goal was Tommy,

now the goal is to take out Parks.

Parks is the only one left on top.

I still think Tommy should be hit.

All right, I'm ready to freedom fly.

- Go get 'em, Roner.

- Good luck, Roner!

Oh, he's hit!

Oh, my God!

What the... Yeah!

Roner gave a thumbs-up.

Parks, you hit the water so fast.

That was like, "Boom! Judo chop!"

That was one of the hardest hits

I've ever had.

The thing about freedom is you can never

stop fighting for it, so we're gonna try again.

Freedom!

Freedom!

Freedom!

Whoo!

That was a lot of destruction,

that was awesome.

Special got knocked the F out.

Special took it.

Wow, what a hit.

Freedom Flyers has been

pretty damn rough until this point.

But unfortunately, we didn't accomplish

what I was trying to accomplish,

which was take out my friends

and their home.

I think we gotta do it again

which sucks for me,

but I'm gonna try to have a positive attitude

and try to catch more air.

Red rover, red rover! Send Roner on over!

You can take our lives,

but you can't take our freedom!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Perfect. Back up!

Perfect!

Oh, f***!

That's gonna leave a mark.

- We gotta carry him off the battlefield...

- You got blood on there.

- We gotta carry him.

- Holy sh*t!

That's probably

where your teeth are bleeding from...

Is that Roner's blood? Wow.

As soon as I saw you take off,

I was like, "He's hitting straight Tommy. "

And I was like, "Uh-oh... "

For a minute I'm like,

"I got this, I got the stars. "

You dropped.

When I saw you, I was like,

"Yes! I finally got one!"

For all you people that wanna be on

Nitro Circus and come out and do this stuff,

ooh, it's so much fun.

Perfect!

As we found out, freedom ain't free of pain.

To fill an arena

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