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exactly how it's going to go.
When you jump off that, that ground
comes at you real fast, I'll tell you that much.
You got about four seconds to figure it out.
- You're good.
- What could possibly go wrong?
Well, for some reason, me and Crum are
the only ones down here on the ground.
- We... I think we're Team C.
- Yeah.
'Cause we wanna see
what's gonna happen down here...
'Cause we wanna see what's happening.
So we got Roner perched on a blob,
and there's two fat Elvis Evel Knievels
jumping onto him,
and he's gonna shoot off the blob
on top of the building.
You know, what happens is,
I get so nervous that I have to pee.
- 'Cause I'm so nervous...
- For them.
Yeah, I need to pee like, 'cause I have to pee.
I'm not even doing anything.
- You should pee, man...
Hey, Jer, you ready for this, baby?
It's go time.
Almost 500 pounds up there, I think,
maybe more, of men meat.
How is it out there, Erik?
It sucks!
- We've been waiting our whole lives for this.
- We're damn good, too, man.
You got it, Rubs! You got it!
- Three...
- Yeah, Erik!
...two, one! I love you!
- No, no...
- Perfect! Perfect! Perfect! Perfect!
Yeah!
Yeah!
- Dude, already. Already.
- Whoo!
Oh, my God!
I thought he was gonna go way further
away from the blob.
That was not far enough.
I about sh*t my pants
when you turned in towards the building.
That was heavy. Yeah.
I didn't go very far out.
I think I saw someone having tea
in their apartment building. Real close.
Hi.
I think Roner deserves a group hug
that he's still with us.
Get in here,
you little rubber neck, you sick puppy.
Can we be done
with the skyscraper blob drop?
Do you see what just happened?
Tommy ejected, missed all the safety boxes
and slammed into the ground.
My f***ing ass.
If Tommy had bounced the other way,
right off the building
and that would have
been the end of Tommy.
Tommy, I got a couple cheeseburgers
comin' your way.
Thank you for launching me
over that building safely.
Outside of Streetbike Tommy,
you guys are far superior athletes.
We're more theatrical with our costumes
and man-on-man contact.
You guys have more things with motors
in them, and we do more pranks.
I came from Jackass
and when I met the Nitro family,
it felt very familiar to me.
I get the dynamics of it right away.
It's like all the same inbred family.
Really just always boiled down to the
difference between Jackass and Nitro was,
designed to fail.
Everyone accepts that.
Nitro stunts, you have
to succeed or you die.
Same mother, different daddies.
In this game of Freedom Flyers,
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