Nine 1\2 Weeks Page #2

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There's no phone booth outside.

There's no one to hear you

if you called out.

Just. . .

. . .you and me.

I don't like this. I want to go.

I was just kidding.

Now!

Right, we'll put this down, here.

We should go black, black, red, red.

That's it.

From this end to that end.

Black, black, red, red, black, black.

I think the dog collar belongs here.

It's not. It's a chastity belt.

It is?

Elizabeth.

Someone sent you flowers.

All right, don't do anything.

Where did she go?

Thank you.

Come with me.

-Send her up?

-Take her up.

John.

Bye.

John, I hate you.

Stop it.

Shall we get a cup of coffee?

John, let me down from here.

-You pig!

-See you later.

Get me down!

-Why don't you just calm down?

-I mean it.

Why don't you just calm down?

Why don't you just--

What is the matter?

Leaving me up there like that.

Slow down.

I see someone coming.

-Take this sucker for five dollars.

-Maybe even 1 0.

Sir?

You like music?

Do I like music? Look at these guys.

Who wants to know?

My brother. He can fart the theme

from Jaws, He's really amazing.

Wait a minute. He can what?

He can fart the theme to Jaws,

It's five dollars.

Five dollars? For five dollars

I can go out and buy the record.

-Too much.

-Oh, what about a buck?

You can do this for a buck?

Go ahead, do it and then

I'll give you the buck.

Give him a dollar. Who can do it?

I can. But we need the money first.

I'll tell you what. . .

. . .you hold the money.

Go ahead, hurry up, do it.

Look at him, he looks like

he's going to take off.

-That's it.

-That's it?

That's it?

What about:

He only does the first couple of bars.

Oh, no, give me the money back.

Come on, let's go.

This is Dr, Holden 's office,

Just wanted to remind you,

you have an appointment tomorrow,

Hi, it's Scott,

We're going to Fire lsland this

weekend, Want to come?

That's my dad and me.

This is Tom Miller

of Miller's Antiques,

Hello, I waited until ten,

Did you forget?

I'll speak to you later,

That's Bruce.

He's a songwriter.

We were also married for three years.

Aren't you going to ask how I feel

about him now?

Sh*t, I hate these machines,

Lizzy, this is your mother,

Remember me?

-You hungry for turkey?

-That's my mom.

Take off your dress.

What?

Will you take off your dress?

May I blindfold you?

What if I don't want you to?

Well, you can ask me to leave.

I don't want you to leave.

Don't move.

No, no, don't move.

I want to look at the outline

of your body.

Does this frighten you?

Yes.

Does it excite you?

Yes.

It does me too.

Is he supposed to be dead or asleep?

I think he's sleeping.

I like to think of him sleeping.

It's by Matthew Farnsworth.

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