Night of the Living Deb Page #3

seems, son of, like a zombie apocalypse.

Oh! You know, at least

they're not the sprinter type.

They re more of the old-school,

cerebral palsy variety.

Hey, that's Manny, from up the street.

He really does have OP.

Oh, I'm sorry! I was just trying to...

Wooah!

Okay, some of them run!

So sorry.

- So What are we gonna do'?!

- I don't know!

I don't have a whole lot of experience

with this type of thing!

- Why are you taking off your shoes?!

- Because it's filthy outside!

Okay, okay, calm down.

Okay.

We need information. We need to

figure out if it's affecting everyone.

Okay. TV.

Okay.

Where's CNN'?

I don't have it. I got rid of

cable a couple of months ago.

Oh, that's cool. I have some friends

that did that and it sounded so liberating.

Though not actually that helpful right now!

I still get the local stuff.

The annual event drew famished foodies

from Bangor to Brunswick

to support the fire department's

annual pancake breakfast...

Good! It hasn't spread across town.

No, not necessarily.

This is yesterdays broadcast.

Which you know because

you were running the camera.

Are you being weirdly sarcastic

or how do you know that'?

You told me last night that

you work at the news station.

Now Why would they

rerun a news broadcast?

That's What I

don't understand.

Radio! Do you have one'?

..Area and wait for help.

Repeat message 5-B.

- Couldn't we have taken the radio out of the...

- Sssh!

- Stay in your homes with the doors locked.

- This is it!

The Governor has declared a state of

emergency and alerted the National Guard.

Symptoms of the ailment include

slurred speech, wild movement,

an appetite for human flesh,

and both slow and fast walking.

If loved ones display these traits, isolate

them in a secure area and wait for help.

"Loved ones". I gotta call Stacy.

- Repeat message 5-B.

- Wait!

You guys broke up, right'?

I think I left my phone at the coffeshop.

You Went to a coffeeshop'?

I thought that you already had your coffee?

- That's very interesting.

- Can I use yours?

Oh, boy! I think that I should

conserve battery power.

Please.

Oh!

Okay. Make it snappy.

Wait. Seriously, this is

What you use to call people?

- Okay, listen, if you don't want to use it...

- No, no. It's fine.

I just, er...

- Er...

- You don't know her number'?

No! I... Ssh! All right'?

I'm trying to think.

The prospects for your relationship

are not looking good.

I always just use speed dial, all right'?

Everybody does that.

Listen, no one is judging you.

I'm just saying that when I care about someone,

I commit their phone number to memory.

Like my mom.

Oh, shark, my mom!

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