Night of the Demons 2 Page #2

No sh*t.

She's a charity case.

Stop that vicious gossip.

Whatever the truth is about Melissa and her family,

I want you all to show a little bit more compassion

for her in the future.

Things are bad enough for her without your abuse.

Hey, beautiful.

Tonight's the night.

I can't wait.

I had a dream about you.

You did?

Mm-hmm.

Save a little room for the Holy Ghost.

Sorry.

Thanks.

You're such a gentleman.

And these are things you will need to know when you are married.

Now, don't be shy, girls. I know that this is an embarrassing subject,

but if one doesn't ask questions,

one never learns, does one?

Yes, Teresa?

Sister, is it a sin to kiss a boy?

I mean, if you really, really like him?

A kiss is a sin

when it is an upper persuasion

for a lower invasion.

Yes, Shirley?

Sister Gloria,

is fellatio a mortal sin or a venial sin?

Fellatio.

I don't think I'm familiar with that term.

Could you please explain to the class exactly what that means?

What's the matter, Miss Finnerty?

Cat got your tongue?

Oh, by the way, boys,

Sister Gloria has called my attention

to the fact that several imaginative rumors

have been circulating throughout the school

regarding a certain local landmark.

Hull House.

Yes, Kurt, that is correct.

Hull House.

A typical urban folktale.

Folktales? Mm-hmm.

You can't write that stuff off as folktales, Father.

Why not? Well, that stuff really did happen.

It's a matter of record.

Well, of course, they happened, Johnny,

but things happen everywhere.

Uh, excuse me, Father?

Yes, Perry, what is it?

Rather than blindly dismissing the legend of Hull House completely,

perhaps it would be more constructive to discuss demonic phenomena

from a religious perspective.

Perry, this is a catechism class,

not Demonology 101.

Yeah, but demonology is part of our catechism, Father.

Excuse me?

Well, the church gets its directive from Jesus Himself, right?

Yes.

Well, He cast out demonic spirits

no less than 26 times in the Bible.

Well, yes,

but why don't we discuss some of Jesus' other teachings,

such as love for all mankind?

Father? Yes.

You mean the kind of love we get from Sister Gloria?

Yeah, like on the tip of her yardstick.

All right, boys. That's enough.

Excuse me, Father. Yes?

I have been researching demonic possession.

Well, therein lies your problem, Perry.

You're wasting your time reading the wrong kind of books.

Stick with this one.

Go ahead, laugh.

It won't be long before somebody proves that

demonic energies do indeed exist.

And maybe then, Father, demonology will finally get

the kind of scientific credibility it deserves.

Ah, yes, Perry, I'm sure it will rank right up there

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