Night of the Demons Page #2

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And here's what I'm gonna demand.

Twice what you usually give me

by tomorrow night.

You get arrested,

you get in a car accident,

you get into some other

unforeseen f***ing tragedy,

and I really don't f***ing care.

Double my money.

I- I...

Supply and demand, Colin.

Supply and demand.

So, what do you think?

Holy sh*t!

# There's a crack in the mirror #

# And a bloodstain on the bed #

# There's a crack in the mirror #

# And a bloodstain on the bed #

# Oh, you were a vampire #

# And, baby, I'm walking dead #

# Oh, you were a vampire #

# And, baby, I'm walking dead #

# I got the ways and means #

# To New Orleans #

# I'm going down by the river #

# Where it's warm and green #

# I'm gonna have a drink #

# And walk around #

# I got a lot to think about #

# Oh, yeah #

# Oh, yeah #

This is great!

I told you.

I'm gonna go find a bar.

Don't disappear on me.

Call me if you get lost.

No. No, no, no.

Not tonight.

Come on. I'll keep it quiet.

Hey, what Angela doesn't know

won't kill her, right?

Come on.

Yeah. No, Andrew Jackson

costumes, they don't cut it.

But maybe if you came

as, say, like, Ben Franklin,

I might be able

to look the other way.

Sh*t.

Here.

Enjoy the party.

# Bound in flesh, wrapped in skin #

# What you feel is not a sin #

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Hi. What's that?

Kosar Goldskull.

Great. I'll have one.

# Come on, now, just follow me #

# Just come with me #

# Love me, hate me #

Watch it!

Sorry.

# Taste me #

Dex!

# Love me, hate me #

How are you?

Uh, good. Really good.

I, uh, just got back two weeks ago.

Yeah.

Hey, well, you look nice.

Oh, thanks, Jason.

I... you know, I just, uh,

found this thing laying around.

Right.

Wow. I didn't know you guys

were gonna be here tonight.

Yeah, yeah, you know,

we, uh, we wanted... aah!

Oh, uh, you know what?

Um, I-I think there's a...

...thing over there.

- I'll catch you later.

- All right.

All right.

So...

I need to get another one

of these blue things.

Okay. Uh, bartender,

can we get two more, please?

# Come on, now, just follow me #

# Just come with me #

# Love me, hate me #

Cute, isn't he?

Yeah, maybe

after a couple of drinks.

Oh, God. Dex is here.

What is this?

The night of the exes?

- Colin's here, too.

- What?

- Where?

- Right there.

Are you okay with that?

Yeah. Sure.

Really?

Really.

I never thought

I'd be able to say that,

but, yeah, I'm fine.

Well, listen, I understand

the whole bad-boy thing,

but I have no idea

why you were ever with him.

Oh, co-dependency,

a Mother Teresa complex,

believing I could change someone

into something else.

Thinking that great love

and great drama

were the same thing.

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