Night at the Museum Page #6

-Lawrence.

-Yes, sir?

Some men are born great.

Others have greatness thrust upon them.

For you, this is that very moment.

Bully. Got you, boy.

Yeah. You got me.

Say hello to your little friend.

-What are you doing?

-Put me down.

I don't like to be manhandled.

-Just calm down, Jed.

-lt doesn't feel good.

-lt makes me feel small and powerless.

-You done?

I'm gonna shoot you in your dang eye.

In your dadgum eye.

Yeah, keep shooting.

Nothing's gonna happen.

Now you know my shame.

Jedediah's impotent rage.

His guns don't fire. Take me away.

This ain't over.

You ain't seen the last of me.

I don't wanna hear it, okay?

Duck!

The bigger they are, the harder they fall.

This is not worth 1 1.50 an hour.

Look, the giant's scared.

There's a bigger giant running around.

Hello.

Larry?

Larry?

Oh, don't do that.

We're too old for surprises.

Really? I thought you liked surprises.

Like how you surprised me...

...with the fact everything in

the museum comes to life at night.

That little sweetheart.

We wanted to tell you.

You never would have believed us.

-You have any idea what I've been through?

-What?

-You have any idea what I've been through?

-Keep a lid on it, butterscotch.

I don't know if what happened last night

was real, but I didn't sign up for this.

I just need a regular job that

is not life-threatening and pays my bills.

So thank you very much

and I left my uniform in the office...

-...and I will be seeing you.

-Larry!

-Dad?

-Hey.

Hey, buddy.

What are you guys doing here?

Oh, Erica had to be in court early,

so I'm taking Mr. Big Stuff here to school.

But he wanted to swing by,

see you in the new job.

It's so awesome

that you're working here.

Hey, Niko, you wanna take

a little look-a-doo inside?

Maybe your dad will give you a VlP tour.

You know what?

We're pretty slammed this morning.

Yeah, but Nicky, I promise,

I'll show you around soon, okay? Deal?

-Deal.

-All right.

-Bye, Dad.

-Bye.

-Love you.

-Love you too, buddy.

Bye, now. All right.

Hey, Larry.

So I was thinking

maybe I'll give it one more night.

I'm glad you came around.

Welcome back.

You. New night guard, here, now.

-What's up?

-"What's up? "

Oh, well, take a walk with me

and I'll show you, Mr. "What's up? "

Come on.

So would you kindly do me the favor

of explaining this?

Okay. I'm guessing--

And I'm just spitballing here,

but looks like that Roman dude got cocky...

...and climbed over into the Wild West.

And the cowboy knows Roman dude

wants to take over his territory...

...so he rounded up a posse

and put him in the stockade.

"Let's all laugh at me,

the comedy night guard."

"No" is the answer.

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