Night at the Museum Page #3

Very cool.

All right. Report here at 5 tomorrow.

We'll walk you through your duties.

Okay, 5. I'll be here.

Moving on.

Hey, it's me. So I got a job.

Larry, that's great. What is it?

It's a job...

...at the Museum of Natural History.

Yeah, so you can tell Nicky

that we won't be moving.

Larry, this is good news.

Yeah, no, definitely.

So I'll see you tomorrow?

-Okay.

-Okay, bye.

Larry?

Your keys. Your torch.

-Right.

-You'll wanna strap those to your belt.

It can get a little spooky

around here at night...

...so you might wanna

put a few lights on.

All right, flashlight, keys.

What am I for--?

The instruction manual.

Instructions.

You start with one, two, three....

Four?

Are you cracking wise?

I ought to punch you

in the nose, hopscotch.

Leave him alone, Gus.

You got it covered, right, Larry?

Yeah, yeah, I got it.

-You better get it!

-Gus.

Larry, do them in order,

do them all and do them quick.

And the most important thing of all

to remember:
Don't let anything in or out.

Out?

Good luck, son.

-Night, Gus.

-Young buck. Cracking wise.

Moving on.

Hello?

Hello!

Check!

Check.

I am Larry.

Check! Larry! Larry.

Monday! Monday! Monday!

Monster Truck Rally.

Cecil?

Okay, very funny, Cecil!

What is this, like a

David Copperfield thing?

This is weird.

Cecil?

Come on. Revolve. Revolve!

-Name, please?

-Cecil...

-...Fredricks!

-One moment. Connecting.

-Hello.

-Cecil! It's Larry Daley!

Larry. Yes, how can I help you?

The dinosaur-- The dinosaur is alive!

I'm having a little trouble

hearing you, friend.

Tequila.

The dinosaur's alive!

What do I do?

Tell me what to do!

Read the instructions.

It explains everything.

Okay, I got them!

-I'll see you tomorrow.

-Wait! What--?

What bone?

Fetch?

Play fetch?

No way.

-Dum-dum.

-Yes?

-You give me gum-gum.

-I give you gum-gum?

You new dum-dum.

You give me gum-gum.

Okay, you know what?

I have no gum-gum. Sorry.

And my name isn't dum-dum,

my name's Larry.

No, your name dum-dum.

Oh, you in trouble, dum-dum.

You'd better run-run

from Attila the Hun-Hun.

See you later, dum-dum.

What is happening?

Hey.

How you doing?

Are you...?

You're...

..."Sakagahwahwaya"?

You're "Sakagawaya"?

Oh, Sakagawea. You're Sakagawea?

The glass. I can't...

...hear you.

You can't...? You can't hear me?

Excuse me.

"Who assisted the Lewis and Clark--"

Right, so that's Lewis and Clark

and you're.... Right.

You seem-- I'm Larry.

What's going on? What's--?

Do you know what's going on here?

Huns. I gotta--

Hey. Hi.

Tin Man. Hey. Hi. How you doing?

I'm new. It says I'm supposed to

lock up the lions or they'll eat me.

You're Galileo? No?

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