Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian Page #3

We just have to go over

a couple of little work things.

- So you're working tonight.

- I used to work every night, remember?

That was when you had

the coolest job in the world.

Yeah, well, "cool" doesn't pay

for your Guitar God VI or whatever.

- Hello?

- Gigantor! It's me, Jedediah!

- Hold! Hold!

- Jed?

Never surrender!

Jed, what are you...

How did you dial the phone?

Long story! That brazen little monkey

stole the tablet,

and now we're in a world of hurt, boy!

- What's going on?

- Kahmunrah!

- Kahmunrah?

- Ahkmenrah's big brother! He's here!

- And trust me, not a friendly!

- Never!

I repeat, not a friendly!

- Is that Attila, Jed?

- I don't know how much longer

- we can fight them off! No!

- Jed? Are you okay?

- Let go of me! Help!

- Hey, Jed.

- Let go! No, you let go of me! Help!

- Jed?

What was that about?

I don't know.

Here, come on.

Gonna drop you off at your mom's.

- What's going on, Dad?

- I'm gonna go find out.

Okay, buddy, McPhee said the

Federal Archives are in the Smithsonian.

Where exactly am I going?

That's the thing, Dad. The Smithsonian

is actually 19 different museums.

They're laid out

around the National Mall,

from the Capitol

to the Lincoln Memorial.

They got everything there.

There's actually some really cool stuff.

Nicky, please focus.

Which museum are the Archives in?

Not in, under. It looks like it runs

underneath the entire Smithsonian.

So if Ahkmenrah's tablet is

down there...

The biggest museum in the world

is coming alive.

What is exactly is your plan here, Dad?

- Don't worry about it.

- You have no plan, do you?

Now, Nicholas, I have a very good,

highly thought-out plan.

- You have no plan.

- Yes, I have no plan.

I'll call you when I'm in.

Here you go. Thanks.

Welcome to the biggest museum

in the world.

I know, right? It's a trip.

How about these planes dangling

from the ceilings, huh? Pretty weird.

Hi, excuse me. Could you tell me

how to get to the Federal Archives?

Of course. Just be a historical document

worthy of storing for all eternity.

I'm kidding. He's not a document.

I'm sorry, sir, the Archives are

underground, and they're a secure area.

Really? Like, totally secure?

Okay, thank you.

Ladies and gentlemen,

the museum will be closing in one hour.

Kahmunrah.

Hey! What are you doing?

- No touching.

- No, I wasn't gonna touch it.

You're moving in with some I.T.T., bro.

- I.T.T.?

- That's "Intent to Touch", homey.

No, I wasn't.

You're not allowed to go over the...

- What, are you gonna kiss it?

- All right, sorry.

Put your hand on it and touch it.

'Cause I stand there

and I wait all day

for a little girl like you to come in

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