Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian

Synopsis: Ben Stiller returns as night watchman Larry Daily, now a successful business man, who gets back to the museum just in time to find that he needs to get his friends out of trouble. This new installment takes us to the Smithsonian, and introduces us to new characters, such as Amelia Earhart, General Custer, and many more!
Director(s): Shawn Levy
Production: 20th Century Fox
  2 wins & 9 nominations.
Rotten Tomatoes:
105 min

love this stuff.

People, Mr. Daley, love "What's next?"

You should know that. You left.

My situation changed.

My business took off...

Yeah, you became a success.

So would I, if I was a night guard.

So where are these guys going?

Deep storage. Federal Archives.

- Where's that?

- Washington, D.C.

The Smithsonian.

There's got to be something

that we can do.

It's done!

They leave tomorrow morning. It's over.

Hey, buddy, how you doing?

How you doing with all this?

You want what's in here?

You think I got something for you?

You think I got a little rope?

Think you're stronger than me, huh?

Is that all you got, huh?

Lawrence! Good to see you, lad!

Yeah, you too, Teddy.

The Guardian of Brooklyn has returned!

Hey, Ahk. Look, McPhee told me

what's going on around here.

- I had no idea.

- Indeed.

A lot has transpired, Lawrence, since

your last visit. One would say that...

- Just...

- Cricket.

Hey, Bocephus! Little help over here!


Hey, fellas. How you doing?

Well, lookee here.

If it ain't

Mr. Big-in-the-Britches himself,

come back just in time to see us off!

Yeah, Jed, I heard. Look,

I don't even know how this happened.

Yeah. Yeah, real mystery

how this happened.

Maybe the answer's on that magic

buzzing box there in your hand!

You weren't here, Gigantor!

That's how it happened!

Ain't no mystery!

The fact is, Larry, there's no one else

here to speak on our behalf

during business hours.

None, none, dum-dum.

Hey, guys! It's okay!

I'll call the board in the morning,

all right? I got some pull now.

I'll handle this.

We're gonna be okay here.

"We"? Did you hear that?

You hear Daydream Johnny?

There ain't been a "we" ever since

you put us on the "pay no mind" list.

And that's a cold place to be, boy.

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Robert Ben Garant

Robert Ben Garant (born September 14, 1970) is an American screenwriter, producer, director, actor and comedian. He has a long professional relationship with Thomas Lennon, from their time on the seminal sketch-comedy show The State, the cop show spoof Reno 911!, and numerous screenwriting collaborations. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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