Nick Kroll: Thank You Very Cool Page #3
- Year:
- 2011
- 68 min
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- YOU KNOW
THAT'S OKAY.
YOU KNOW--
SHAKER, PLEASE.
"OOH, TOUCH
AND CRIES YOGURT."
- YEAH.
IN THE BEDROOM?
DURING THE ACT.
ALL RIGHT, VODKA IN.
JUST GET ME:
OF TUNA FISH.
- OBVIOUSLY.
- I AM CARRYING.
- WE'RE MAKING
TUNA-TINI, BABY.
- SOME PEOPLE KNOW I AS A MARTUNA.
KNOWS IT AS:
THE MARTUNA NAVRATILOVA.
- THERE'S A FUNNY STORY
ABOUT THIS DRINK.
AT ONE POINT,
AND I SAID, "DICK,
"IN YOUR TUNA-TINI,
BUT MY MARTUNA:
NEEDS MORE TUNA,"
- AND I THEN SUBMITTED THA TO THE "TALK OF THE TOWN"
OUR SUBSCRIPTIONS.
- SO...
- SO...
TO THIS.
COMEDY SPECIAL...
NOT.
- [laughs]
LIKE DWAYNE'S WORLD.
- MMM.
TASTE THE TUNA.
- THANK YOU
FOR THE HOSPITALITY.
- WHAT'S THAT?
- WHAT'D YOU SAY, POITIER?
THIS IS A, UH, BUTT PRODUC FOR HEALTH.
- UH, THIS IS
WHICH IS "WARKMAN."
- OH, YEAH,
IT'S A DOG NAMED
AFTER PAUL GIAMATTI,
'CAUSE IT'S ALWAYS CRYING.
ONE NIGHT,
A HEAVY BREATHER,
SO I J'D,
AND THEN AFTERWARDS,
I SAID,
"YOU KNOW WHAT,
AND IT WAS.
- WHAT THE...
BY ACCIDENT.
- OH, AND I'VE GO A LITTLE, UH,
STASH OF, UH, NOSE CANDY.
- UH, OUTSIDE?
AROUND, JACK.
- OKAY. ALL RIGHT, WHOOPI.
WE'LL SEE YOU
IN A BIT, BUDDY.
- WHOOPI?
KIDS ONE DAY.
AND BESIDES THE FAC THAT HAVING A CHILD
MEANS THAT YOU'RE CONSTANTLY
SAVING SOMETHING'S LIFE,
EXPLAIN CERTAIN THINGS TO HIM,
LIKE HOW THE HOLOCAUS HAPPENED,
OR, LIKE, WHAT 9/11 WAS,
OR WHO EXACTLY:
MICHAEL JACKSON WAS.
AND BEFORE YOU GET YOUR PANTIES
LET'S JUST REMEMBER
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