Nice Dreams Page #3

Synopsis: Cheech and Chong house sit for a marijuana grower and rip off the crop. Stalked by keystone-style cops, Los Guys have a series of encounters with L.A. area characters even weirder than themselves.
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Tommy Chong
Production: Columbia Pictures Industries
 
IMDB:
6.2
Metacritic:
54
Rotten Tomatoes:
43%
R
Year:
1981
88 min
563 Views


And what do you get?

Just get more papers.

Oh, yeah, that's heavy.

Yeah, I save a lot of money, man.

I go through a lot of papers.

Hey, Ray, we need

some more wine, too, man.

Yeah, okay, what kind

do you want this time?

Oh, put some of this fussy p*ssy.

Oh, man. Come on.

Oh, that's nice. That smells good.

Fussy p*ssy?

Yeah. It's French, man.

Oh.

Hey, is that maid

still working here, man?

RAY:
Yeah, man, but...

CHEECH:
How hungry are you guys?

RAY:
Man, I could eat a whale.

She said that she refuses

to clean your room.

I know. She ain't made

my bed for a week, man.

What's going on with that?

You couldn't pay her

to go in there. I'm sorry.

Hey, when's Don getting back, man?

Don said he'd be back

around Christmas for a day.

Yeah?

Then he's going out, uh...

Well, he just finished

Madison Square Garden.

Then he's gonna go to, uh...

He's got a date in Miami.

Yeah?

Then he's gonna go to...

Well, he's got Dublin.

Yeah?

And then he's gonna

go over to London,

and then he's gonna

go to Switzerland.

And then he's gonna

go to Scandinavia.

He's got a weird date in Guam,

and he's gonna end up in Borneo.

Dude, you like this medium-rare?

CHONG:

No, raw.

Didn't he already go to Borneo?

RAY:
Well, he went there once,

but they called him back again.

CHONG:
This is burnt, man.

Oh.

Well, hold on and I'm gonna

make some pizza, man.

Put some cheese on it

and it'll be good.

You like pickles on tortillas? Ray?

Yeah, man, I'm so hungry,

I'll even take that.

I forgot about Australia.

Here's our pizza, man. Really good.

Watch out, it's hot.

Oh, man. Don't feed him that sh*t.

Hey, man, that's good, man.

After he gets to Australia,

then he goes to, uh...

It's burnt. Look here.

Ay, God.

He's got a long, long,

involved tour, man. I mean...

He's never gonna be home, huh?

No, no, we're cool

with the pad for a while.

When he does get home,

he's coming back to the studio, and...

Have you talked to

that accountant lately? I mean,

like, I don't want to complain,

but we haven't got our cheque

in, like, a couple weeks,

and we can't do this sh*t for nothing.

I talked to him yesterday.

What'd he say?

He said your money's on the way.

All right.

And I'm thinking

about a raise too, man.

[ALARM SOUNDS]

There goes

that smoke alarm again.

Hey, I told you not to smoke

that sh*t in the kitchen, man.

It's that cooking, man.

Better get two bottles

of fussy p*ssy, man.

[SINGS]

[###]

Hey, man, remind me

to get some more vitamin B12.

Vitamin B12?

Yeah. And some Gro-Mulch, too.

What for?

Well, for them plants in

the game room, man.

They're getting a little droopy.

Piss on them.

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Tommy Chong

Thomas B. Kin Chong (born May 24, 1938) is a Canadian-American comedian, actor, writer, director, musician and cannabis rights activist who is known for his marijuana-themed Cheech & Chong comedy albums and movies with Cheech Marin, as well as playing the character Leo on Fox's That '70s Show. He became a naturalized United States citizen in the late 1980s. more…

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