Nice Dreams Page #2

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[LOUD CHATTERING]

[KNOCKING]

Yeah, pass!

Sarge?

Yeah.

We got it. They bought it.

I mean, we bought it.

They fell for it.

Noodles, clear this area off,

will you? Noodles!

Go on, clear this area off.

Move it here.

That's it, sarge.

Anyway, those clowns fell

for it, sarge. We got them

right where we want them.

We just have to move in

for the bust. They got the

marked bills and everything.

We gotta get them now, sarge.

Come on, give us the go-ahead.

Wait a minute.

Did you have this stuff analysed?

Well, what's to analyse?

Look at it. Smell it.

It's marijuana.

Listen, listen! You know

we cannot trust our own instincts.

Now I want you take this down

to the analyser and have it labbed.

Yes, sir.

Oh.

I'll take care of it.

What do you want us to do, sarge?

I want you to leave.

Leave!

Leave.

Right now, leave. We're leaving.

Come on, Noodles, let's leave!

We're leaving, sarge. We'll be

right outside in case you need us,

all right? We'll be right out here.

Come on, Noodles. Noodles!

Come on, Noodles. Move it!

[DOOR LOCKS]

[CHUCKLES]

The only way to catch a doper

is when you, yourself,

become a smoker.

The surest way to make them bleed...

is when you bust their ass

and steal their weed.

[KNOCKING]

DETECTIVE:

Sarge? Sarge?

SERGEANT:

Not now. I need my space.

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CHEECH:

Yeah, that'd be hip, man.

[KEYBOARD PLAYING]

[CHEECH HUMS]

CHEECH:
Ray! What's happening?

RAY:
All right.

Oh, hi, ladies. How you doing?

All right. You guys thirsty?

I've got some good water for you.

Ooh, suck it up.

You're so thirsty. Haven't given you

water in a long time, huh?

Ooh, yeah. There you go.

Ooh, Oaxaca.

Ooh, sensi.

How are you, my darling?

Oh, God, your buds are getting so big.

I have to get you a training bra.

You got some lint

in your belly button there.

There you go. All right.

Okay, you guys, be cool.

[HUMS]

MAN 1:

That's it. Smile nice for the camera.

All right. Got you, now.

MAN 2:
Mother Coop,

this is 2-Henry-10, come in.

MAN 1:

Come on, nice little smile,

you weedsuck er, you.

MAN 2:
We got the suspect

dead bang in the front bay window

sniffing the evidence.

WOMAN:

Ten-four. Maintain surveillance.

MAN 2:

Ten-four.

[MEN LAUGH]

MAN 2:

We got him. We got him, we got him.

[HUMS]

Hey, that was a good riff

you guys were working on, man.

That little jam there.

Yeah, well, we just gotta add

a little part to it.

We're gonna probably

put a bridge on it, right?

Hey, look at the Job papers.

We got a little deal here.

Where'd you get them?

I got a deal with them, man.

I met one of the representatives.

Yeah?

And he wants me to try out

his papers for a year.

Yeah?

Yeah, and let him know how they work.

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