Nice Dreams

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That pendejo judge, man...

Maybe I'll buy a judge.

[LAUGHS]

Then I could get my licence back.

Yeah.

I always dreamed, man, if we ever

made it rich, I'd get me a guitar.

Hi, guys.

Hey, how you...? Wow!

Oh, hi, ladies.

We like your truck.

Oh, thanks a lot.

Hey, you guys have

any big sticks for us?

WOMAN:

I mean, really big sticks?

Oh, yeah, yeah.

We got really big sticks.

How about a nice, hot, juicy stick

and you guys can get

in the back with us?

Come on, man! Get after them.

They want a big stick, man.

That's a '55 Bel Air convertible.

Mint condition.

[###]

CHEECH:

Right there, baby.

You want a big stick?

CHONG:
Oh, we lost them.

CHEECH:
Hey, no. There's their car.

All right. Ease up, right over there.

CHONG:

What a bitching car, man.

CHEECH:

Hey, come on, baby,

you want a big stick?

Here comes a special delivery.

CHONG:

You know, my dad had one, man.

I used to drive it all the time.

Why'd he wanna sell it?

Hey, looks like

Dad's car, man.

You can sure tell soon enough.

You can tell by the stains

in the back seat.

God, look at this.

No, the upholstery's too nice.

[CHEECH SINGS]

[DOORBELL RINGS]

Hey, man. Big stick.

Hey, baby want a big stick?

Uh, hi. Uh, want a big stick?

We're in your neighbourhood

giving away free big sticks

to all the dudes who live here.

Hey, man, where's the broads

that own that car out there?

[BURPS]

All right, we're gotta go now.

No, hey, I wanna talk to them.

It's okay, we'll talk to them later.

Hey, man, be cool.

Take it easy. We'll see you later.

But I wanna ask them about the car.

Don't get too big!

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You gonna arrest a brother?

Right this way.

Brother, are you going to arrest me?

Right this way.

I wasn't even there, man.

I can dig it.

Come on, brother.

Let me talk to you.

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