New York Minute Page #2

Oxford?

- As in England?

- No, Oxford, as in nowhere near you.

- Maybe you would like to switch seats...

- No!

Yeah.

- Why Oxford?

- Why are you even here?

Because Simple Plan's shooting

their new music video.

So I'll canvass the A-and-R guys,

give them my demo...

...and hopefully be the new opening act.

Great. There'll be lots of concerts

at Sister Mary Margaret's.

How's the school gonna know?

As far as they're concerned,

I'm home with the chicken...

Chickenpox.

Chickenpox, my Aunt Fanny.

Who is it?

It's Savitsky, your landlord.

You're two weeks late on rent.

Mr. Savitsky,

can we deal with this later...

...because I'm working on a very big

case right now. I'm busy.

- You're dizzy? You should lie down.

- I said, I'm busy!

So get busy writing a check,

Lomax! Jeez.

Where have you gone, Miss Ryan?

Where have you gone?

Well, your simple plan's about to get a bit

more complicated, Roxanne Ryan.

All right, open up.

Can you believe this?

- I'm sorry.

- All right, Roxy Ryan!

- Oh, my God!

- It's okay!

- I'm so sorry!

- What are you...? Stop that!

- I'm sorry.

- What are you, a couple of monsters?

Tickets. Tickets, please.

Please have your tickets ready.

Tickets, please. I'm not doing

this for my health. Thank you.

- I suppose you'll need some money?

- No. I can manage on my own.

- Hello?

- Tickets. Very nice.

Tickets, please.

- Oh, my...

- I'm in hell.

- I'm sorry.

- What are you looking at? Stop looking!

I said I was...

Ticket.

Hi.

We are so over! Over!

Shoot.

Oh, very funny.

- Excuse me?

- No ticket, no ride.

- I have a ticket. Give me a minute.

- Let's see it. Come on.

That was my twin sister you just threw off.

Right there.

Oh, yeah. The phantom twin sister.

I'm scared. Hold me.

Do I look that stupid to you?

Do you want me to answer that?

- I have a ticket! It's in my purse!

- Let's go. Come on.

Step away from the train.

- God, I'm sorry.

- It's okay.

- Sorry.

- It's okay.

Here, just give me a sec, okay? One sec.

Okay. If you can't get it out,

I'll just take my skirt off.

Did I just say that out loud?

Yeah, you did.

- Man, you're really stuck, you know that?

- Yeah.

All right, on the count of three.

One, two, three.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

Hey, it looks nice.

Thanks.

All aboard! If you have a ticket.

I gotta go.

- Okay.

- I'll see you.

Hopefully.

- Bye.

- Bye.

The ripped look? It's so two minutes ago.

Stay away from me.

According to this schedule, it says there

should be another train in 43 minutes.

Not today there isn't. Track construction.

- Next train for New York leaves in 3 hours.

- You've got to be kidding me.

- Taxi!

- Hey!

Taxi!

Nice move.

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