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It's getting a little tiring here,

Give me your phone number

and we'll avoid all this,

Why don't I not give you my

phone number and we'll avoid all this?

- What's to be avoided?

- You,

But that cannot be avoided,

It you had one ounce ot

a gentleman in you, you'd go away!

Well, I'm not a gentleman,

- Oh, well, that explains everything,

- Who said I was a gentleman?

Do I look like a gentleman

in this shirt and these pants to you?

Well,,,

Even a louse would go away,

Why can't you just

give me the phone number?

What am I gonna do with it?

Call it!

Please?

All right, look,

I give up, I give up,

I'll take a rain check,

Maybe next war,

What makes you think

you'll win the next one?

Hey, Evans!

Friend ot yours is calling you,

Remember me? Paul's triend,

- Uh,,, Troy, right?

- Arnold,

Arnold!

Oh, Arnold, I'm sorry!

"Arnold, I'm sorry,"

The Ray Bolger show, USO,

Hey, Evans! Evans! You should have

come with us to London,

We had a great time,

great hijinks,

- You're beautitul,

- Thank you, Arnold, How's Paul?

He's here,

I saw him a second ago,

- He's here?

- Yeah,

Where?

Paul! Hey, Paul!

Look who's here! Francine!

Hi, Paul!

Remember me?

I'll call you, tomorrow,

Keep on plugging, Francine!

Don't ever change!

You're beautitul!

Don't ever change, Francine,

You're beautitul,

Francine, I want you to meet

my new monkey,

- This is Eddie DiMaggio,

- That's Di Muzio,

Only you don't

look like a Di Muzio,

I said, it's tunny, you don't look like...

Skip it,

Oh, but he's a territic dancer,

I mean, he dips and everything,

don't you, honey?

You better believe it, baby,

Have tun, Francine,

Tommy Dorsey!

Tommy Dorsey and the Orchestra,

ladies and gentlemen,

Right atter we pause tor

station identitication around the country,

we're going to switch to,,,

Come on, you could

do me that tavor,

Hey, where you been?

I been looking all over tor you,

Where have you been?

I've been looking all over tor you,

We're over there,

The guys are waiting tor you,

- Where are the broads?

- They're over there,

Wait, I gotta ask you a tavor,

You using your room tonight?

Ot course I'm using my room tonight,

You want to use the room?

I tell in love about a halt hour ago

with this chick over there,

I think she's a protessional dancer,

She's got some pair ot legs,

You know, very leggy,

You know what I mean, don't you?

- How long you gonna be?

- An hour, maybe two, maybe less,

All right,

but use the bathroom,

Why didn't you bring them

over to the table?

There's only two,

The other two had to go to work,

So there's one tor me and one tor you,

- Oh, okay,

- All right?

Wait, wait, wait, wait,

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