Never Say Never Again Page #2

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I won't let anyone find you. Don't worry.

I have my reputation to think of.

I don't think you got your reputation

by living on a diet of wild rice.

So, lentil delight. Dandelion salad.

Goat's cheese.

Beluga caviar. Quail's eggs. Vodka.

Foie gras.

Strasbourg.

Jack's been smoking again!

Jack was ordered not to smoke.

Smoking is dirty.

It gets into Jack's eye.

Jack must do as he's told if he wants

his fast cars and his pretty clothes.

And if he wants to keep his

sister alive, he's got to...

You leave Domino out of this!

James?

Get up!

Now let's just take a look, shall we?

Very good.

With a contact lens, both eyes

will look exactly the same.

Now, darling must do his little

trickie in eight seconds.

Then nursie will give baby his candy.

P-3-4-1.

Come on, Jack.

Oh, damn.

Try it again, darling!

- Who's that?

- A man!

At the window!

Don't move.

Did he see you?

I don't know.

I guess he could have.

Do you know him?

Oh, yes. 007.

- Good morning, Mr. Bond.

- Good morning.

Miss Fearing tells me you're

making fine progress.

Oh, yes.

But I must say, you're looking

a bit peaked this morning.

I was up all night.

Don't overdo it.

A herbal enema should fix you up.

Thank you.

Sounds terrific.

I'll be done in a minute.

Heavy, Mr. Bond?

Let's try again.

You lunatics.

I send you to a health farm

to get yourself in shape.

Instead you demolish it.

I've had to notify the local police,

pull out the special branch,

get the minister to muzzle the press

and allocate a sizeable

chunk of my meager budget

to renovating the establishment!

A man did try to kill me, sir.

No, caught you seducing his wife, did he?

No, sir, not at all.

But in fact, I lost four pounds,

and God knows how many free radicals.

That is the kind of attitude that

tempts me to suspend you, 007!

Now, this test is to assess

distance and accuracy

of cruise-missile release

from the support country.

Now, these ALCMs with dummy warheads

will go from terrain following,

to inertial guidance, over

water, toward the target.

We hope.

Stand by.

Countdown is go for dummy

warhead loading and B-1 flight.

Let's hope we never have to use

the real thing. Good luck.

All right, men. This is it.

Let's make it a good one.

1-0-1, Depot One.

Mr. President, please stand by

while authority for this procedure

is confirmed by eye-print check.

If confirmation is not authenticated

within eight seconds,

the base will be sealed.

Eight, seven, six, five...

Come on... four, three, two...

Come on.

One. Thank you.

Presidential authority is confirmed

for change of test procedure.

Dummy warheads will be replaced

by W80 thermonuclear device.

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