Never Been Kissed script
Synopsis: Josie Geller (Drew Barrymore), a baby-faced junior copywriter at the Chicago Sun-Times, must pose as a student at her former high school to research contemporary teenage culture. With the help of her brother, Rob (David Arquette), Josie infiltrates the inner circle of the most popular clique on campus. But she hits a major snag in her investigation -- not to mention her own failed love life -- when she falls for her dreamy English teacher, Sam Coulson (Michael Vartan).


(into phone)

Seriously? No way. No way--

Josie's still standing there.




Merkin, do you think we could get

some more yellow highlighters? I

checked the box and we're--

Merkin swivels his chair 180 degrees so his back is to

Josie and continues with his phone call.


(back into phone)

Okay, I'm back, so--

Josie sighs, walks to her door. It's marked with a lopsided

Josie Geller, Copy Editor. She adjusts the plate

so it's perfectly straight.


Josie enters, reads the messsage still gingerly held in

two fingers, and drops it into the trash can. She hangs

her coat squarely on the back of her door, takes five

pencils from her pencil pot, one by one sharpens them in

her pencil sharpener, and then lays them out neatly in a

row. She smiles, satisfied, ready for another day.

Anita Brandt, late 20's, pretty in a semi-unprofessional

way, bursts in, smiling.


Guess who I did it with last




Roger in Op/Ed.

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Marc Silverstein

Marc Silverstein is an American screenwriter. His writing partner is Abby Kohn. They are known for co-writing romantic comedy films such as Never Been Kissed, He's Just Not That Into You, How to Be Single, and the story for Valentine's Day. more…

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