Neptune's Daughter Page #2
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- 1949
- 95 min
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Oh, no, no, no!
Mr. Spratt doesn't answer?
Well, never mind, operator.
But Mr. Spratt
will receive our consolation prize...
... of five crisp, new $ 1 bills.
Five dollars? Five dollars.
You'll never know what I went through
to get all those phones.
Night after night in those phone booths.
I paid $30 for that radio,
a fortune in box tops.
Wore out two pair of pants
just sitting.
I lose half of my customers,
and what happens?
They call me and I can't even get in,
all on account of a little key.
A little key no bigger than...
Oh, no, no, no.
Oh, no, no, no.
Hey, mister.
- Where will I find the polo players?
- Oh, they are out on the polo field, I think.
Well, how do I get there?
Well, you go down this road
until you come to a...
No, no, you go down this road
until you come to a tree...
...and then you turn to the...
No, no.
You go down this road until you come...
Gee, I don't think you can get there
from here.
Well, aren't there any polo players
around here?
El capitn Jose O'Rourke
is in the tack room, I think.
Well, how do I get to the tack room?
Well, you go down this road
until you come to... No, no, no.
- You go down this road until you come to...
- Oh, here we go again. Never mind.
Great country, South America.
You know, I've always wanted to meet
one of those black-eyed senoritas.
look muy bonitas to me.
Yeah, well,
they may look that way to you...
...but whenever I meet them,
they're always facedown on a table.
They only come to me to get them
- Can you keep a secret?
- Sure.
Well, I wouldn't like this noised around,
but I've never had a girl.
- No.
- See, my mother was very strict.
- Didn't have my first date till I was 24.
- Your mother wouldn't let you go out...
...with members of the opposite sex?
- Yeah, but she wouldn't tell me...
...which ones was the opposite sex.
- I'll bet you've had plenty of girls.
- Too many.
Believe me, horses are more dependable.
Of course, one cannot
make love to a horse.
No, unless one happens
to be another horse.
Of course,
I don't have much choice myself.
You see, women don't like me,
and, well, I don't like horses, so...
Well, amigo,
maybe your approach is wrong.
Now, what is the first thing you do
when you get a woman in your arms?
Well, I give her a salt rub.
Oh, no, no, I'm talking about love.
The first thing you do is kiss her.
Oh, no, I couldn't do that.
Oh, don't tell me
you have never kissed a woman.
Well, have you ever held a woman
in your arms?
Have you ever held a woman's hand?
Well, have you ever...?
Oh, amigo, you are in bad shape,
aren't you?
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