Neil Stryker and The Tyrant of Time Page #2

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Shouldn't you be doing

your homework right now?

No.

How do you expect

to get good grades without

doing your homework?

Homework bites, daddy.

Well, that's true.

Homework definitely

bites the big one.

Daddy?

Yeah, kid?

When's mommy coming back?

Your mother's dead, kid.

I killed her.

I'm just kidding.

But she is dead.

Sir.

Thank you.

Hey, Jack.

- Yes, sir?

What are these anomalies

I'm seeing here?

Unknown, sir.

We've been analyzing it

all morning.

It's funny.

I'm not getting any of that

on my tracker.

Your what, sir?

Never mind.

I'm going gonna make

a pit stop

before I go see Fred.

Jack,

keep your eye on the board.

Hold the lift, buddy.

Thanks.

Any time.

Checking out the uniform, huh?

That's right.

Just got promoted to assassin.

- Great.

I bet you wish you could

have one of these.

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

Well, all it takes is four years

of hard work and training.

You'll be on your way.

Well, all that's

very impressive.

See you on the field, champ.

Ladies' locker room.

Ouch!

There's a fire in the building,

we all have to evacuate.

What? I didn't hear

any fire alarm!

You're right. There is no fire.

Cool vagina.

Hey, I thought

you were suspended.

Not any more, babe.

So...

What's the big job then?

Must be pretty important...

If they cut

your suspension short.

Must be.

Can I go?

No. The man I'm going after

is too dangerous.

But I'm trained.

You're the one who trained me.

You're not ready.

This job is not

for first-timers.

Don't give me that look.

This job is personal.

Do you understand that?

Look, let me

make you understand.

Before I became an agent,

i used to work

with a brilliant scientist.

One day...

...he went completely mad.

Stryker,

you gotta come see this!

I've done it, stryker!

I've finally done it!

Your time portal.

So, how does it work?

Well, the portal itself

is currently

ripping through time and space

as we speak.

And I use this to summon

or beckon it, if you will.

So the machine is in

a constant state of time travel.

Not bad.

- Yes, Neil.

And it completely solves

all the stability issues

i was having before.

And that's exactly why

we failed with the time pod.

That f***ing thing.

See?

Let me show you how this works.

Now. I am

setting the coordinates

to send me precisely

20 seconds

into the future.

Which will expel me

right back here

to this very spot.

Now, Neil, stand back...

And behold...

The absolute dazzlement...

The unadulterated majesty

of time travel.

Ha ha!

You know, twenty seconds is

a lot longer than you think...

When you're

just standing there...

...doin' nothin'...

...like a jerk.

With this new technology...

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