Nativity 2: Danger in the Manger! Page #2

Synopsis: This sequel to the popular British comedy sees a new teacher (David Tennant) take over. When he enters his school in the National 'Song for Christmas' Competition, he and his pregnant wife, and the schoolchildren, embark on an epic road trip that ends up with a birth and a donkey, where he must embrace his fears and become a hero.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Debbie Isitt
Production: Inception Media Group
 
IMDB:
5.4
Rotten Tomatoes:
36%
Year:
2012
105 min
$5,109,698
Website
1,351 Views


we can go, right?

Every time I find anybody,

you do something so appalling

that they leave.

It is not happening.

Do you understand that?

N- O, no, Desmond.

Right, you are not my best friend,

Auntie Pat. All right?

And you are not in my team any more.

As of this day I am freezing you out.

Plaaa!

We three Kings of Orient are

Bearing gifts, we traverse afar

Field and fountain, moor and mountain

Following yonder star

Oh, lovely finish. Just love it.

I can see the star.

I think maybe you're a star.

The stars in the bright sky

Look down where he lay

This is a national competition.

This is the gateway to stardom!

God rest ye merry gentlemen

Let nothing you dismay

For Jesus Christ our Saviour

was born on Christmas Day

To save us all from Satan's power

When we were gone astray

- There it is.

Oh tidings of...

That's Christmas for you.

Jingle bells, jingle bells,

jingle all the way

Go and sit down!

With th'angelic host proclaim

Christ is born in Bethlehem

Hark! the herald angels sing

Glory to the newborn King

O Christmas tree

O Christmas tree

Thy leaves are so unchanging

Nice try, Ravi.

OK.

Mrs Bevan has done

a complete freak-out on me.

She pulled the plug.

She's just...

...on everything.

Teachers are losers.

Yeah, teachers are losers

and what are we?

Winners.

Well, that's a bit rubbish.

We've got to turn it round.

We've got to do something.

- We're going to turn it round big-time.

- We're going to turn it round big-time.

Do we need a teacher?

No!

Do we believe in this class?

Yes!

Who believes we can win

- Song for Christmas?

- Me!

Who wants to go and

see Father Christmas?

- Me!

- Well, come on, then.

Jingle bells, Batman smells,

Robin flew away

Michael Finlay lost his willy

on the motorway, hey!

Jingle bells, jingle bells

'Scuse me, can I help you?

Yeah, I'm just here to see Mrs Bevan.

- Yeah, what about?

- I'm Donald Peterson.

I'm the new Class Seven teacher.

Hello.

I actually can't understand what

you're saying.

- Um, what's your name, sorry?

- What's your name, sorry?

- Right. I tell you what I'm going to do.

- I tell you what I'm going to do.

- OK.

- I'm going to count to 10

and if you're not out of that gate,

we are going to freak you right out

and take you down.

Sorry, is that a threat?

10!

Nine,

eight, seven,

- six...

- OK, everyone.

...five, four,

three, two,

- one.

- Charge him!

Oh, no,

I've got to see the Head teacher.

- This is not funny.

- This is...

Take him down!

I've got a letter.

Mr Poppy! Stop it!

Stop it!

Was that man in charge of a class?

Not in charge, no, no, no, no.

We wouldn't put him in charge.

He's an assistant.

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Debbie Isitt

Debbie Isitt (born 7 February 1966 in Birmingham, England) is a comic writer, film director and performer. more…

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