National Theatre Live: The Comedy of Errors Page #2

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Because my parents, as you guys

know, died really early on.

I was raised in foster homes.

This is my family.

Here's to my family.

You are so special.

You are so special to us.

You are so important to my life.

I need you.

I don't say that to... I

don't say that to anybody.

I mean, I would say it.

I'd say it to all four of you.

Three syllables, I need you.

Hey, let's put 'em up here.

I'm not f***ing toasting him.

To the four of us here.

Thank you, cheers. Bottoms up.

Bottoms up, everybody.

If you believe in me

how I try

she goes back and forth

with you

up and down

up and

get some feeling now

Anyway, I was thinking, like,

how in terms of socialism,

well, 'cause, you know, there's

this whole thing with like,

a socialist state, you

know, situation."

And honestly people don't

really even understand that

there's many versions of that.

Well... I-I think

there's a third way.

Is this the middle finger

that's about to emerge?

Well, I think people gave

up too early on feudalism.

Oh.

Yeah.

You know, you know, there's

this theory that there's, like,

a large percentage of the population

of human beings on the planet

that don't have, like,

conscious thought.

Oh, you mean like a unique...

unique thought.

Like, yeah, they're just drones.

They just go to the river, you

know, you look... like Bangladesh

or something, and they just,

like, go to the river and have

their week's worth of laundry

on their head... or a basket...

And they just f***ing wash their

sh*t, and that's all they think.

It's like, "well, today I'm

gonna wash my laundry,

you know, like, why am

I here or anything."

But, I mean, the unfortunate

thing is, like, that our...

Our politics and our garbage

affects those people,

but they're not actively... So

you're saying you wish that

everybody was on that level.

No, I think that

there's some people

that deserve to be... To have their life...

Their life is better

because they deserve it.

Oh, I see.

Oh, I see.

I mean, because they're...

They're picked by God.

Ordained, sovereigned.

Yeah, yeah, the idea...

they are genetically chosen

to be on top of the

f***in' food chain. Wow!

I'm sorry.

You're blowing my mind.

Because it's very unpopular.

Yeah, I think it's... yeah,

it's generally considered...

And it's not racism either.

That's the trick.

Oh, it's just...

It's just human.

You're just, like, doing...

There's black guys that deserve to

have it just as much as white guys.

This is like evolutionary imperative

is what you're talking about.

Kind of.

I didn't take that

class in college.

Neither did I.

Neither did I.

So I probably don't know what

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