National Lampoon Presents Dorm Daze Page #2
- Year:
- 2003
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my books in here?
I don't know. I didn't see them.
But you can look if you want.
I'm on the way
to the gym, okay? Bye, baby.
"Britney, hope this
takes care of things.
Call me if you need
anything else. Lorenzo."
- Yeah?
- Lorenzo?
Hey. no names.
So. you got the package?
- Yeah, it's just--
- Cool.
We're square. right?
We're good?
I think there's been
some kind of mix-up.
What are you saying?
Is there a problem?
Well, yeah. The bag isn't--
You know what? We shouldn't
talk over the phone.
Meet me at the university arboretum
in 15 minutes.
- Yeah, but--
- Center bench.
So, you lost
all your money in Vegas?
I had a system, you know?
- But it didn't work.
- Right.
- Then Beth broke up with me.
- 'Cause you lost all your money?
I lost all her money, too.
Whatever. Then there's
the thing with the cat.
I don't even wanna hear about the cat.
- It was an accident.
- I'm sure it was.
That's in the past, man. What time
are you gonna be done with work?
I'm done at 6:
00.Just hang out at my dorm.
It's co-ed. You'll like it.
No one's gonna bother me, right?
I'm really not in the mood
for conversation. Just wanna chill out.
Pete, can you do me a big favor?
Tell Foosball my foreign exchange
student doesn't speak English well.
Foosball, no English. Cool.
I gotta get to work.
Come on, let's go.
Britney.
Lorenzo?
What's the problem?
You're expecting more?
Well, it's just that l...
What? Don't wanna talk in public?
I understand.
Got someplace private we can go?
- Yeah, like a restaurant?
- No, like private.
Listen, there's something
I have to tell you--
I think that guy
right there's watching us.
Let's go.
This is your target.
You seem a little nervous.
I understand. You're worried
about your performance.
But you know what?
I have a fail-safe cure for that.
I wasn't gonna
share this with you,
but what's
This is my beat-off rag.
I've been beating off with this
since I was in sixth grade.
It brings me luck.
- Oh, God, no!
- Oh, Booker, yes.
- Before Dominique gets here--
- Who's Dominique?
Your whore, you idiot.
Did you lose your virginity
to a hooker?
Hell, no.
I don't have to pay for it.
But Dominique comes
highly recommended,
so I'll probably do her
once you're done.
I want you to jerk off with this
before she gets here, okay?
I call it Susie. Trust me,
you are gonna be a stallion. Take it.
No!
Don't be such a girl.
It's just semen! Take it!
What the hell was that?
Nothing.
- What's up?
- I think that rag cut me.
Can I get my copy
Hey, guys.
This is my friend Cliff.
He's from France,
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