National Lampoon Presents: Surf Party


Five, seven...

Oh shit.



Wake up,

Venture! Whoo! Ha-ha!

Watch your

fucking driving, asshole!

You stupid blind fucker!

What the f*ck, man?

'Sup, man? What are you

gonna do, huh? C'mon!

Get the f*ck back in your car

and drive back to your stupid

valley and stay outta my city!

Fucking Venture surfers!

Yeah, you say that, and then

you drive off, you pussy!

Fuckin Souther!

What's up, JD?

Que pasa, JD!

I lost my board, man!

Maybe someone took it.

Took it? No one takes

surfboards around here, Amigo!

Hey, Harry.

Hey, JD!

Where's your board?

Gone? I don't know.

Maybe someone stole it.

Stole your board?




Beer! I don't spend

every day working my ass

off at the DMV so you

can buy beer, old man!

I didn't buy it!

JD gave me one.


J, did you give him beer?


Where's your board?

Rise and shine, ladies!

C'mon, get up.

Why are

you doing this to me?

You know, in some

countries, this is considered torture?

Listen up!

JD lost his board!


Well, so you guys should

go help him find it!

He lost the Mooney?

Yeah, the Mooney!

That shit didn't happen!

It happened!

Seriously, you guys should

go help him find it!

He should help me find the bong!

Oh, God!

Where is it?

Dude, why?

I don't know.

I mean how does something

like this happen?

Dude, I have no idea.

Mooney's gonna kill me.

I mean, it's

just kinda incredible that

your board would just be gone.

I know.

Hey, what's goin on, guys?



Hey, Bro!

Where's your board, man?

Dude, my board got pilfered!

Dude, don't flip out, alright?

I can't fucking

believe this shit!

I'm gonna fucking

kill all of 'em!

I mean, they just come,

and they just take our fucking

boards like it's nothing? These

are our boards, our property.

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