National Lampoon Presents: Surf Party Page #2

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F*** them! F*** off...

Alright, I'm here.

Where's the fire?

Thank you. Okay, um,

can you fold these please,

and then put them

outside when you're done?

Only because I need

you in my life.

Love you.

So how's things?

Oh, you know.

Same old together one day,

broken up the next.

Back together again.

On again, off again.

Sex one day, no sex the next.

It's nice to know we

have the same problems.

...their f***ing beating

heart outta their chest and

show it to 'em. Gonna...

Yeah, I...

uh Anne?

I'm not f***ing around!

Yeah?

That boy's not

good for business.

They just f***ed with Sparky,

and Sparky's gonna f*** 'em up!

That's just Sparky.

He breaks it, he buys it!

All day!

Pretend this little f***in totem

poll's their f***ing face!

Whoa.

Hey, JD, um...

Um, where's your board?

It's gone!

Hey, JD.

Hey, Iris.

How's your mom?

She's in Vegas with

her new boyfriend.

Hey, did you look up

and down the beach?

Of course.

Ah, please. Come on!

Well, wait. Maybe the

tide took it out, Dude.

How many times a

year do I go out?

A lot.

And how many times

have I lost my board?

A lot.

Yeah, and how many times

have I swum in to get it?

As many times as you lost it.

Right. And how many times was

it right there waiting for me?

Yeah.

Every time.

Exactly, Dude. Every time,

except this f***ing time.

Whoa! Did anyone hear

about Reagan bombing Russia?

What?

Reagan.

Reagan's bombing Russia.

I heard it on the

radio this morning.

Shhhh. You're that

stoned that Reagan is talking to

you personally through a radio?

No, no.

I'm not that stoned.

I'm that stoned.

Dude, me too!

Let's get more stoned!

What am I gonna do, man?

F***! This is,

this is a symbol

for all that's sacred

to our way of life.

So, what? Is something

sacred to your way of life?

Wake up.

A surfboard is the most sacred

thing to our way of life.

It's, it's um

it's your girlfriend,

your car and

your dick - all in one.

Guys, he's like a Mexican Jesus.

So, uh, Jesus, what do we do?

We do what we do whenever

we don't know what to do.

Party at the Shelburn

House again, Anne? C'mon -

gotta meet some new people;

withering away over here.

Oh God, Iris, please! Shut up!

Have some fun! Lighten up!

I want to have fun.

I really do.

Okay, then have fun.

Uh. Okay,

who's gonna be there?

Well, who do you think?

Um, JD, Lardo, The yard guys,

Mike Moke, um, James, Bernard-

What?

What is your problem?

I just, well, look.

I wanna meet some guys who are

into the same things I'm into.

Um, Iris, boyfriends aren't

into poetry, painting and art.

Just have some fun,

for me, please, please?

Yeah, for you.

It's easy for you to say.

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