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Synopsis: Filmed at the Gramercy Theatre in New York City, the hilarious and charming "Full Time Magic" is Nate Bargatze's first one-hour stand-up special. Despite being a married man with a young daughter, Nate is not immune to embarrassing situations. It's hard to imagine the laid-back Tennessee native has been met with the prospect of fighting his wife's ex-boyfriend on a boat, been at risk of snake bites in Honduras, and was almost caught in a brawl at a McDonald's.
Director(s): Ryan Polito
 
IMDB:
7.4
TV-14
Year:
2015
64 min
340 Views


Every one was outside.

We wouldn't even meet

inside the building.

We would just meet

at a picnic table outside,

'cause our teacher was like,

"Well, you guys

will all be working outside."

[laughter]

"We're gonna teach you

about weather, you know,

"and, like, we're gonna

teach you about morning dew,

"how to get your socks wet.

"You're gonna be getting up

pretty early

"the rest of your life.

"I hope you guys like sunrises,

because you're gonna see

a lot of 'em."

That's what remedial classes

are for.

They're a heads-up that

you're gonna do manual labor.

The assignments--

our teacher'd be like,

"All right,

so today's assignment is,

we're gonna help me move,

so..."

[laughter and applause]

It's--

[laughs]

I'm, like--

I'm pretty dumb.

I'm--like, you know,

I tell people I'm dumb.

I'm like, "Hey, I'm dumb."

And--but no one goes,

like, "Okay."

They're just always like,

"I bet you're not dumb."

And you're like, "Well, I'm

trying to help you out here.

"Uh, we're about

to have a conversation,

so I'm just trying

to give you a heads-up."

[laughter]

Here's a story--

I can prove it--

if I need to--

like I got to prove it.

Like, everybody's like,

"Now, we--yeah, you know.

We don't need proof."

Here's my proof,

is, when I was 15,

my first job was, in Nashville,

was at Opryland theme park.

We used to have

an amusement park,

and I was working,

and I'm sitting eating lunch,

and this couple sits down,

and we start talking and stuff.

I was like, "I'm Nate."

And the guy's like,

"I'm John.

This is my wife, Jane,"

and they--

their last name was Doe.

So it was John and Jane Doe.

And I was just like,

"That's the craziest thing."

Like, what are the odds

of that, you know?

Like, that's so crazy.

Couldn't believe it.

Cut to earlier this year.

I'm 35, I'm driving,

and I'm thinking

about John and Jane Doe.

And, you know,

I was like,

"I bet they were lying

to me about that."

[laughter and applause]

That's how long it took--

20 years--

for me to catch on to a joke

they wouldn't remember saying.

I don't think

they would remember it.

They'd be like,

"Maybe we did that."

Well, it worked.

It worked so good.

I tried to--

I tried to Google 'em,

'cause I was, like, "Maybe

they're not lying," you know?

"I'll find 'em

and go talk to 'em."

But I am sad to report

they were murdered.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, it's not good.

Yep.

[applause]

It's--

Like, I think of it like--

like time traveling.

Like, if I could go back

in time--

like, if I could go

back in time tonight

and go back to, like,

the '20s,

knowing everything

I know right now,

I don't think

I would make a difference.

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Nate Bargatze

Nate Bargatze is an American comedian and actor from Old Hickory, Tennessee. He's known for his special on Comedy Central Presents, has appeared multiple times on Late Night with Conan O'Brien and on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.Bargatze was part of Jimmy Fallon’s "Clean Cut Comedy Tour" in 2013. He won New York’s Comedy Festival and the Boston Comedy Festival in the same year. He wrote for the Spike TV Video Game Awards, and has performed multiple times for the troops in Iraq and Kuwait. He was mentioned in Rolling Stone by Marc Maron as a "comic who should be big" and in Esquire by Jim Gaffigan as one of the top up-and-coming comics.His first album, Yelled at by a Clown (2014), made it onto the Billboard Top Ten Comedy Charts for two weeks, peaking at #2. He released his second album, Full Time Magic, in coordination with his Comedy Central Special in May 2015.In 2017, Bargatze had a half-hour special released on Netflix as part of a six-part original series entitled "The Standups." more…

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