Naomi and Ely's No Kiss List

Synopsis: Incoming NYU freshmen and childhood neighbors Naomi and Ely have been in love with each other their whole lives, even though Ely isn't exactly into girls. The institution of a "No Kiss List" has prevented the two from rifts in the past, but their bond is tested when they both fall for the same guy. The once-inseparable pair must figure out if their friendship is strong enough to get past such an epic predicament as they struggle with the realities of growing up.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
89 min

Ely and I have lived next door

to each other our whole lives.

I was there when his moms

could finally get married.

They may look happy here,

but it became a total shit show

When my dad had an affair

with Ely's mom, jenny.

The moms marriage survived...


But my parents' didn't.

So I started lying to my mom to

tell her she'd make it through.

It's not that I don't think

she can.

I just don't think

she wants to wake

From the pharmaceutical haze

she's been ever since dad left.

But ely and I

will always have each other.

We're city kids who never had

big backyards,

So we built our

own urban tree house

On top of the stairwell

in our building.

It's our private

hallowed ground.


Miss? Miss? Hello?

Are you finding it difficult

to concentrate

On our discussion of Freud

and the unconscious?

Well, it may have appeared

that I was zoning out.

I was actually exploring

the very power

Of my unconscious.

Is that so?


Paper lions:
she made a move

on me after I let a fire...

Hey, boo.

Yaffa cafe, stat.

I-I'm kind of in the middle

of something right now.

Ely, seriously, come on, please,

I need to talk to you.

My professor

just totally chewed me out.

It was humiliating.

Be in there in five.


I'll see you in ten.

Peel away my thickest skin

I hesitate

and you pull me in

pull me in

pull me I-I-n...

Bruce, are you seriously

gonna do that all semester?

What? I'm just trying

to capture your essence.

Oh, did I tell you?

I think I decided on a title

for my student film.

"Hot child in the city."


Oh, no, that's for ely!


That's... Cool.

Uh, I got Orson Welles.

I'll call you later?

Yeah. Sure.

Hi, Bruce.

Bye, Bruce.

So glad you're here.

I never noticed b2

had such good teeth.

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