Naomi and Ely's No Kiss List Page #2

Huh?

Trust me.

Follow me.

Where are we going?

Quit complaining.

I think

we should get married here.

Well, you make me swoon from

the gritty romance of it all,

But what happened to the temple

of Dendur at the met?

This time, I don't mean you

and me getting married.

I mean, me and he.

Man:

I just wanna touch you

let me sit back...

Naomi:

Mediocre doorman by night...

Superstar baller by day.

- Good god.

- Both:
Sigh.

god, he's great with balls.

Gabriel so belongs

on the no-kiss list,

But bottom standing

will not suffice.

Yeah, but where the hell

do we put him then?

Because obviously

Donnie Weisberger

Remains a non-negotiable

number one.

- Obv.

- Yeah.

Rumor has it he's doing

habitat for humanity crap

In Guatemala dodging

the drug rap

- From the senior skip day 'shroom fiasco.

- Yeah?

- Donnie. Donnie. I miss him.

- Yea, Gabriel maybe new,

- But he's hotter than everyone else.

- Agreed.

Get it in. Come on.

Come on. Oh, yes.

And George says he's in a band.

Oh, my god.

That's even hotter.

Mm-hmm.

Well, then, welcome Gabriel

To number two on

the no-kiss list. Mwah.

Let us never forget

the importance of declaring

Certain hottie Mchot boys

off-limits.

Fine.

It is the official insurance

against Naomi and ely breakup.

- I guess.

- Friendship where we never fight over guys...

- Is a friendship that lasts forever,

- exactly.

Done.

Gabriel is off-limits.

If only our parents

had a no-kiss list.

Then maybe my dad wouldn't live

not in the building anymore,

Far, far away.

And mom Susan wouldn't still

be sleeping on the couch?

- I'm trying hard here

- got you.

I give you all that I got

yeah, yeah, whoa, whoa

Uh-huh, uh-huh, all you.

Call me. I'll call you.

We'll meet up later.

Oh, no, thank you.

- Smack that ass.

- Oh! Hey!

Thank you.

Ely:
Shake that. Shake it.

Shake it.

Swerving on it.

It's hard-core.

Oh, my god.

- Did you like that?

- Oh, I loved that.

God.

Do you know why I love you?

Because of my uncanny ability

to wiggle my eyebrows?

Oh, my god.

That is fascinating.

And also because...

When I feel like sticking

my head in an oven,

You pull it out,

And you put cookies

in there instead.

That was sweet.

Mm, thanks.

Check it.

Check it.

All right, let's see,

what do we got for tonight?

Um...

Apples to apples...

Trouble...

What do you wanna do?

Let's eat cookie dough.

I got a 911.

Mama G.

Yeah.

Gotta go do damage control.

I love you.

Meeya more.

And you said this was, um,

all locally grown organically?

I'm glad somebody noticed.

Forgive me for having

a deposition in the morning.

I take it couples counseling

went well today?

Hmm.

Hey, mom.

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