Naked Gun 33 1\3: The Final Insult Page #3
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1994
- 83 min
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I planned to get in and find out about
Tanya's connection with the bombing,
and get out as quickly as possible.
I figured faking an old football injury
would do the trick.
- Can I help you?
- I'd like to see a doctor.
Sign in here, please.
Do you have an appointment, Mr.?
Smith. No, I don't.
- Then take a number.
- Six.
- What?
- Is six taken?
Does it have to be
between one and ten?
- You'll be called.
- Thank you.
Mr. Smith?
We've had a cancellation.
We can take you now. Dr. Kohlzak?
Good morning, Mr. Smith. Right this way.
I appreciate you seeing me.
I'm sure it won't take too long.
- When did you first notice the problem?
- In the back yard with my uncle.
- In the back yard? With your uncle?
- Yes, when he visits...
...we like to go out in the back yard
and throw it around.
What did you and your uncle find out?
I can't keep up with him.
Mine hurt, especially on the long ones.
I can't seem to straighten it out.
It has no feeling. It's kind of numb.
I may have yanked it too much, maybe.
- If you would...
- For what?
- A sperm count.
- In here?
It's not exactly the back yard,
but it will do.
Well...
Follow me, and we'll do
the necessary paperwork.
Sign these at the bottom,
and leave them with the nurse.
- This way, please.
- What?
- Number 17.
- A problem?
- No.
- This is 17. You're next.
- Have we met before?
- If you excuse me, I'm next.
Sir...
Mr. Smith, how are we doing?
I've been busy, if that's what you mean.
Would you like a video tape
to assist you?
Do you have "Dances With Wolves"?
"Rocketeer"? "Lady And The Tramp"?
An adult movie.
The tape was very entertaining.
Follow me.
Do you have "Spartacus"?
Maintenance, clean up Room 7.
Maintenance, clean up Room 7.
Stat.
- What are you doing?
- Freshening up.
You should always look your best,
even by yourself.
Are you sure we've never met?
Oh, here's my cup. Back to work.
Mr. Smith, are you OK in there?
Dr. Rosenblatt,
foreplay in Room 7, please.
Honey, I've been waiting all day.
I'm wearing the nightgown
you bought me for our honeymoon.
Tonight's gonna be special. I'll make
love to you for hours and hours.
Wouldn't Mr. Happy like that?
- Hours?
- Like our first time together.
Why don't I get ready and soak
in the tub for a couple of days?
Possibly a week.
So cute! Let me go and get
the oysters and clams.
Here. I'll shave your back like last time.
Jane, I really don't think we should.
- Frank, what's this?!
- I fell... on a rake.
You're lying.
Now I know why Ed's been calling.
- You've been back on the case.
- No, I swear. It's another woman.
In your wildest dreams!
It's bad enough you won't have a baby.
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