Naked Gun 33 1\3: The Final Insult

Synopsis: Oscar night. Who will win? Who will lose? And will someone please kick that numbskull off stage? Wait! That's no ordinary numbskull. That's Lt. Frank Drebin, crashing the ceremonies to stop a terrorist plot that could mean curtains for him -- or will a simple window shade be enough?
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Peter Segal
Production: Paramount Home Video
  3 wins.
Rotten Tomatoes:
83 min

Yes. We really appreciate

you seeing us, Doctor.

Our last therapist recommended you.

Yes, I was sorry

to hear about his suicide.

A couple need to get off on the right foot

and not get caught up in blame.

- Now, which one of you is impotent?

- That would be him.

Yes, of course.

- Why don't you ask who's frigid?

- That would be him.

- How would you know?

- He resents that I'm a working woman.

He has no idea

what a woman wants or needs.

- You're so insensitive.

- Is this that toilet seat thing?

I want to have a baby. Every time

we make love, you have a headache.

I'm not a piece of meat. I'm trying!

I've got ointments, lotions, creams,

books, things that vibrate...

- Frank!

- Maybe it's your fault.

Have you tried sexy lingerie?

Lacy underwear? A black teddy?

- I've tried them all. They don't work.

- Oh!

Why don't you want a child?

Didn't I try to adopt

that 18-year old Korean girl?

Jane, Frank, here's what I suggest.

Make tonight a special night.

Dinner, wine, romantic music.

Put on the 24-hour Johnny Mathis

station. Just be Jane and Frank.


We haven't had a night like that

in a long time.

- Not together.

- Frank!

Jane, having a baby

is a big responsibility.

Like being in charge of sanitation

at a Haitian jail.

I'm just frightened.

Let's make tonight something special.

Oh, honey, it's just

that I love you so much.

My little lover sparrow.

My puppy wuppy wuvver.

My little love biscuit.

- My little snookie wookums.

- My little lady cheesy puffy.

Mr. and Mrs. Drebin, please, I'm

a diabetic. I think you ought to go now.

- I never thought we'd end this way.

- How did you think we'd end?

I don't know. Some other way.

Oh, Jason, please...


- I've been hurt before.

- We have to fight this thing together.

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Pat Proft

Pat Proft is an American comedy writer and actor. Born in Minnesota in 1947, Proft began his career at Dudley Riggs' Brave New Workshop in Minneapolis in the mid 1960s. He went on to perform as a one-man comedy act in the late 1960s. In 1972, Proft began working at The Comedy Store in Hollywood which led to work in television and film writing for the Smothers Brothers and Zucker, Abrahams and Zucker.Of the many feature films Proft has written, Wrongfully Accused, is the only one he also directed. It was released in 1998.Proft continued to work with David Zucker, and in 2013 announced he was working on a parody film with Zucker involving the Jason Bourne and Mission: Impossible series. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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