Naked Gun 33 1\3: The Final Insult Page #2

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Ed, Nordberg! It's been a long time!

- Good to see you, buddy.

- You look terrific.

I'm taking a step class,

and I got a thigh master for Christmas.

Where are my manners? Come on in!

- How charming!

- Sit, sit.

Excuse the mess. It's my ironing day.

I've just frosted some cupcakes.

- Would you care for one?

- Not now.

We're having trouble

with a terrorist threat.

- Police Squad is certain that...

- I'd love a cupcake.

- That coffee smells great.

- I grind my own beans.

We're here because we need

your help with something.

- They're great!

- I'd hoped you'd like them.

Made from scratch.

I'll just get off my feet.

We may have a lead on a suspect

in the City Hall bombing attempt.

These were taken by a photographer.

- She was used as a diversion.

- We've had them enlarged.

- They look familiar.

- No, Frank, the pin. She's a nurse.

Can I keep this one?

We traced her to the Karlson Clinic on

Myrtlewood. Her name is Tanya Peters.

- Do you know her?

- Don't you remember back in the 70s?

The big disco shoot out.

Hey, Ed. What's happening, my man?

We missed you last night

at the fondue party.

Couldn't make it.

I saw the Village People. They're gas.

- Far out, I can dig it!

- What's this?

One dead disco dancer.

- Bummer! What a mind bender.

- We think it was a love triangle.

This is the suspect's girlfriend,

Tanya Peters.

- Cigarette?

- Yes, I know.

We'll need a statement from you

down at the station.

- Nordberg!

- Coming, lieutenant!

I do remember! You were one

of the first test cases for minoxidol.

- What?

- I'm glad I could be of help.

If you don't mind,

I've got a rump of lamb to roast.

- We need a favor.

- It's not that big a rump roast.

It's not that. We need you

to go undercover at the clinic.

I've quit police work. You're whistling

up the wrong neck of the woods.

I wouldn't ask, but we're in a bind.

- What about Hedges and O'Malley?

- They're in Hawaii... together.

I can't. Jane and I have

a special evening planned.

It'll only take a few hours.

Still time to make dinner.

I don't know.

I'll have to make pork chops.

Think of all the crime. Nobody is safe.

You'd be protecting Jane.

You'd be protecting

all the Janes of the world.

- You haven't shot anybody in 6 months.

- That's true.

Funny how you miss the little things.

Might be good to feel cold steel

against my thigh again.

The thrill of a chase... to be a man!

After folding the laundry,

I set out for the clinic.

Police operations require

a foolproof disguise.

This operation was no different.

I had no idea if Tanya would

recognize me, so I wore fake glasses.

I combed my hair differently,

just in case.

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