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It was a lot of cigarettes,

Johnnie Walker Black,

and it involved a basement!

(laughing)

There's my beautiful baby girl.

- Daddy, hi!

- Hi, baby. Oh.

- Wow, you made it.

- Yes!

- How are you, sir? Good...

- You're late.

Yeah, we had a rough start.

But I think the worst part is behind us.

What Rob didn't tell you

is that he got a job offer today.

- Really?

- Larkin Prep wants him to teach full-time.

Oh, now, that's nice.

You're getting married,

working for the man,

like a productive member of society.

Yeah, but I didn't say I was gonna accept.

You know, the hours, from eight to three,

and then you have to stay behind

and grade papers.

Sounds like backbreaking work.

Rob is just so amazing with those kids.

They love him.

I mean,

he is going to make a great father.

(laughs)

And I cannot wait for the grandbabies.

Maybe we'll just wait a while

for the kids.

We'll just enjoy marriage, right?

You ordered the wrong font

for the programs.

I expect you to pick up the new ones

first thing tomorrow.

Okay. It's not like I have

anything important to do, right?

And, Rob, this is your wedding rehearsal.

You could at least wear a jacket.

- It is a jacket.

- It's a sweater.

Well,

it's kind of like a jacketed sweater.

It's a "swacket."

A swacket.

Dad, uh, where is Vicky?

Oh, she's checking you guys in

because Rob was so late.

We're all just trying to make this

the perfect wedding for you.

If only your mother were here.

Dad, I know, but she is here. She's here.

(phone ringing)

Oh, I have to take this.

An investor group is planning

a hostile takeover of my company,

on this of all weekends.

You kids start without me. Hello?

What do you got? You're kidding me!

Is he really gonna miss the rehearsal?

It's okay.

I am the daughter of Reginald Swope.

- I'm used to it. Hi!

- Hi.

All right, loving family, let's rehearse.

- (Rob) Thank God we are here.

- (Ben) Yes.

Did I ever tell you that I love you,

but I hate your driving?

- Why, 'cause I know how to drive?

- You're terrible.

Yeah, whatever. I'm terrible.

Did you hear Megan's dad going on and on

about the programs?

Yes, and you need to tighten up, man,

because it's my responsibility

to make sure you handle your business.

What are you even talking about?

It's a fact that the best man

has his pick

of the single ladies at the wedding.

I don't want you making me look bad.

You don't need me.

You make yourself look bad.

Look at that Afro.

It's not coming back the third time.

You know what?

Just give me the ring. Come on.

Oh, ring... Uh...

Uh, must've packed it in the bag.

Megan told me you skipped out

on dance lessons, okay.

It's the first dance, man.

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