My Super Ex-Girlfriend Page #2

Synopsis: In New York, when the shy and lonely project manager of a design firm Matt Saunders meets Jenny Johnson in the subway, he invites her to date and have dinner with him. Jenny immediately falls in love for him, they have sex and she discloses her true identity to him, telling that she is the powerful superhero G-Girl. After meeting his co-worker and friend Hannah Lewis, the needy Jenny becomes jealous, controlling and manipulative, and Matt follows the advice of his best friend Vaughn Haige and dumps her, breaking her heart. Jenny turns Matt's life into hell, while he has a romance with Hannah. However, the archenemy of G-Girl and former high school sweetheart of Jenny, Professor Bedlam, proposes Matt to lure Jenny to strip her superpowers.
Director(s): Ivan Reitman
Production: 20th Century Fox
  1 win & 1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
5.1
Metacritic:
50
Rotten Tomatoes:
41%
PG-13
Year:
2006
96 min
$22,432,518
Website
787 Views


It's blocking my way to the gym.

My thoughts are with you

in this time of crisis.

Wow! Oh, man!

- What's going on?

- It's G-Girl! She's doing her thing.

Are you serious? You lucky SOB.

I've never even seen her in person.

How does she look?

She looks...

- What?

- Blurry. But still pretty hot.

Yeah? What's she doing now?

She's spinning around

like one of those things that spins.

Amazing. That's unbelievable.

Yeah. It's so cool.

Oh!

Yes. That's it, show's over.

She put the fire out. Fantastic.

G-Girl! G-Girl!

G-Girl! G-Girl! G-Girl!

Oh! OK.

And she's gone.

Flew off into the sunset. Amazing.

Unbelievable. Hey, why do you think

they call her G-Girl?

I don't know, like, "gorgeous" or "G-force"?

I'm not really sure.

What do you think about "good kisser"?

I can't believe I missed that.

I'm eating Indian food.

Oh, wait, no, no. "Goddess woman".

- What about "G-spot"?

- I gotta go. Bye.

Whoo!

Huge line. Sorry.

It was a really, really long line.

- You got a little something on your chin.

- What? Oh. Oh.

- I hate when that happens.

- When what happens?

Mystery smudges.

- Gotta go to the bathroom.

- Um... You didn't just go to the bathroom?

Are you keeping track? That's kind of creepy.

- She sounds like a nutcase.

- So you're saying she's perfect for me?

Crazy women are attracted to you.

It's like you give off a scent.

You should do a background check on her.

What do you think? Shall we

keep these walls brick or make it stucco?

- Did you kick the plug?

- I don't know.

- Let me handle this one.

- All right.

- Don't do that.

- Don't do what? What are you talking about?

You mean this?

Hey!

Sexual harassment's a two-way street. Don't

think cos I'm a guy you can manhandle me.

Hey! What the hell's going on here?

- Oh, no. Sorry, her...

- Steve.

Her computer had gone down.

I was plugging it back in.

- I'm screwing with you. I'm not worried.

- Oh. None taken.

- I missed you.

- I missed you too.

- Not here!

- Sorry.

See, Saunders? You need to be with someone

who appreciates you, like Steve here.

Yeah. I'm looking for Mr. Right.

Haven't found him yet, though. Not given up.

- Steve Ballard. Nice to meet you.

- This is Matt. You've met him, like, five times.

- Oh, right, right. Sorry.

- It's OK. I'm a very forgettable person.

When I was growing up, I'd come down

to breakfast and Mom would scream,

call the cops on me.

- It's a joke, right? Yeah.

- Yeah.

- It's a good one. Got me back.

- Hey, baby, we should be going to lunch.

Hey, Saunders, that woman is trouble.

Do not call her.

- OK, we're done.

- What happened? We just started.

That's it. No. I got a twinge.

Dude, you should definitely call her back.

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