My Super Ex-Girlfriend Page #2
It's blocking my way to the gym.
My thoughts are with you
in this time of crisis.
Wow! Oh, man!
- What's going on?
- It's G-Girl! She's doing her thing.
Are you serious? You lucky SOB.
I've never even seen her in person.
How does she look?
She looks...
- What?
- Blurry. But still pretty hot.
Yeah? What's she doing now?
She's spinning around
like one of those things that spins.
Amazing. That's unbelievable.
Yeah. It's so cool.
Oh!
Yes. That's it, show's over.
She put the fire out. Fantastic.
G-Girl! G-Girl!
G-Girl! G-Girl! G-Girl!
Oh! OK.
And she's gone.
Flew off into the sunset. Amazing.
Unbelievable. Hey, why do you think
they call her G-Girl?
I don't know, like, "gorgeous" or "G-force"?
I'm not really sure.
What do you think about "good kisser"?
I can't believe I missed that.
Oh, wait, no, no. "Goddess woman".
- What about "G-spot"?
- I gotta go. Bye.
Whoo!
Huge line. Sorry.
It was a really, really long line.
- You got a little something on your chin.
- What? Oh. Oh.
- I hate when that happens.
- When what happens?
Mystery smudges.
- Gotta go to the bathroom.
- Um... You didn't just go to the bathroom?
Are you keeping track? That's kind of creepy.
- She sounds like a nutcase.
- So you're saying she's perfect for me?
Crazy women are attracted to you.
It's like you give off a scent.
You should do a background check on her.
What do you think? Shall we
keep these walls brick or make it stucco?
- Did you kick the plug?
- I don't know.
- Let me handle this one.
- All right.
- Don't do that.
- Don't do what? What are you talking about?
You mean this?
Hey!
Sexual harassment's a two-way street. Don't
think cos I'm a guy you can manhandle me.
Hey! What the hell's going on here?
- Oh, no. Sorry, her...
- Steve.
Her computer had gone down.
I was plugging it back in.
- I'm screwing with you. I'm not worried.
- Oh. None taken.
- I missed you.
- I missed you too.
- Not here!
- Sorry.
See, Saunders? You need to be with someone
who appreciates you, like Steve here.
Yeah. I'm looking for Mr. Right.
Haven't found him yet, though. Not given up.
- Steve Ballard. Nice to meet you.
- This is Matt. You've met him, like, five times.
- Oh, right, right. Sorry.
- It's OK. I'm a very forgettable person.
When I was growing up, I'd come down
to breakfast and Mom would scream,
call the cops on me.
- It's a joke, right? Yeah.
- Yeah.
- It's a good one. Got me back.
- Hey, baby, we should be going to lunch.
Hey, Saunders, that woman is trouble.
Do not call her.
- OK, we're done.
- What happened? We just started.
That's it. No. I got a twinge.
Dude, you should definitely call her back.
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