My Stepmother Is an Alien Page #3

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of your radar beam or not?

Which one?

Now, you don't fool me.

Your favourite colour is red.

Your favourite food is lasagne,

and your favourite rocking is Pink Fred.

Actually, I prefer green,

I'm allergic to all pasta...

...and my favourite rock is Rachmaninoff.

Of course you'd say that.

I think it's Pink Floyd,

not Pink Fred right, Jessie?

Pink Fred is their nickname.

Would you hold this for me, please?

"Hey, hey we're the Monkees

"People say we monkey around

"But we're too busy singing

to put anybody down"

What?

Do you know what they say?

"Nixon's the One!"

Dick Nixon?

Okay.

See you later, bro.

Sailor, I like your jeep.

You've broken my heart for the last time.

You've broken my heart

for the last time, too.

Do you have any spinach,

my hands are freezing?

"I'm Popeye the sailor man

I'm Popeye the sailor man

"I'm strong to the 'finich'

'cause I eats me spinach

"I'm Popeye the sailor man

Toot, toot"

"This Bud's for you."

Baby!

Now will you tell me the composition

of your radar beam?

Wackygram, right?

Encore! Encore!

This is a nightmare.

Your research was all wrong!

The food was all wrong!

This dress is strange

and what is this thing?

This hat is too big.

And everything I said was crazy.

Now just a second.

Don't blame it all on me.

I never told you they used spinach

to keep their hands warm.

Daddy, who was that?

I don't know.

But I feel kinda sorry for her.

I don't think anybody liked her.

Did you?

How are we ever going to get

Dr. Steve to transmit his signal now?

He thinks I'm a lunatic.

Now just calm down.

You've got to go back in there.

And you....

-Hi.

-Hi.

Tough room.

I'm really sorry how rude I was in there.

You weren't rude.

You were very entertaining.

In fact, I thought you were

a professional of some kind.

Believe me, they'll be telling

their grandchildren about it.

Have you done any interesting

radar astronomy transmissions...

...which may have penetrated

other galaxies in the last few days?

Yes, I have.

Well, what happened?

-It's pretty complex.

-Try me.

That was the most beautiful woman

I've ever seen.

I mean, second most beautiful.

Third.

A dog.

The system. I blew out every

resistance backup in the place...

...including telemetry trackers.

Those boys from defence were so mad.

'Cause that's what they use

for tracking missiles....

I must be boring the pants off you.

-No. They're still on.

-Good.

-Then what happened, Dr. Steve?

-I don't really know what happened.

It must have been something

I did in the lab.

Maybe I forgot to take a note

or dropped a setting.

Show me what you did.

Show me in your mighty lab.

I can't. They fired me.

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