My Stepmother Is an Alien

Synopsis: An alien is sent on a secret mission to Earth, where she appears as a gorgeous, attractive, and single lady. Her mission is to make contact with a rather nerdy young scientist, who's quite overwhelmed by her attentions, and isn't aware of the connection between her arrival and his work.
Genre: Comedy, Sci-Fi
Director(s): Richard Benjamin
Production: Sony Pictures Home Entertainment
  4 nominations.
Rotten Tomatoes:
105 min


Oh, Jesus!

-We got it!

-Look at it!

It's going! I love you!

What is happening?

Steve! What's happening?



What is happening?

The Klystron!

We have a red condition

in the second unit.

Fire control! The laboratory area.

I'm okay.



My God!

I didn't only get out of the solar system,

I just went out of the galaxy.

That means we were travelling faster

than the speed of light.

How the hell did we do that?

Eleven seconds on the clock.

Down by one. Mills fakes left.

Goes around Magic Johnson.

Puts Kareem in the popcorn machine.

Why can't I dunk? Is that asking so much?

You got out of the galaxy

and they fired you?

We were using lightning

to boost the power of the Klystron.

I shorted every telemetry tracker

in the place and all my monitors.

So there's no proof.

That's not fair.

What are we going to do?

I might just have to take a....


Take a teaching job.

You know how that is?

One position for every 16 applicants.

I could double my babysitting.

Or take up a newspaper route.

Do girls do that now?

It's beautiful up there.

Two hundred billion stars in our galaxy.

That's really my office up there.

I wish Mom could have lived long enough

to see you get out of the galaxy.

She'd be having the whole block in

for champagne!

Think you'll ever find

anyone like her again?

Boy. Jess, I don't know.

The chances of me finding another woman

like your mother are the same... me proving there's life on another

planet up there. Figure one in 16 billion.

All right, Larry Byrd, what's for dinner?

Fish sticks. Pop tarts.

Frozen pizza. Whatever else we can nuke

in the microwave.

What do you say, Dave?

Can we see Sirius tonight?

You know, it's also called the Dog Star.

Come on.

-It's quite a small planet, really.

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Herschel Weingrod

Herschel Alan Weingrod (30 October 1947 Milwaukee, Wisconsin, United States) is an American screenwriter. He has written and co-written a number of Hollywood blockbusters including Trading Places, Twins, Kindergarten Cop and Space Jam with fellow writer Timothy Harris. His parents are of Jewish descent. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018


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