My Stepmother Is an Alien Page #2

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-Half the size of ours, but very busy.

-Have you mastered it yet?

-Of course.

You know how superb our research is.

All I have to do is teach you

everything I know in 20 minutes.

We're at light 30 approaching light 35.

This is a record glide speed.

They didn't think we'd make it this fast.

Look, it's Saturn.

-Could we stop there on the way back?

-Maybe.

Why can't I fit Neptune into this picture?

Wait. That works.

Neptunians won't like it, though.

Let's see here.

Look at Neptune now!

-Dad, we'll be late for Uncle Ron's party.

-Look at Neptune.

I haven't finished the M.l.T. proposal yet.

-Come on.

-I hate leaving the universe in such a mess.

Here, put this on.

Look at this.

Do these things ever work? No.

The modern light bulb has a half-life

of about 10 minutes.

-I'm going to take it apart.

-It's not the bulb, it's the switch.

You've been meaning to fix it, remember.

Dad, you're impossible.

Do we have any socks?

See, I knew I had a pair in reserve.

And they're dry.

I've been cooking 'em since yesterday.

Daddy, look at me.

Do you see anything different about me?

I'm wearing a bra.

You can't be! You're only 13!

My God!

You're 13.

A bra?

Well, did you get the right strap size?

Cup size. Yeah, A-minus.

Where have I been?

How can I learn everything I need to know

in only six more minutes?

This is a very backward planet.

The Mondschein 40 is the most advanced

research facility in the northern universe.

Research has determined you must be

the most desirable woman on the planet.

Men on Earth will fall to their knees...

...betray their countries and give away

real estate for a beautiful woman.

That's silly.

Will I need to eat?

No. We'll only be in the

place for 24 hours.

This is the most important assignment

any of us has undertaken.

I feel so poorly prepared.

You're the Earth expert.

But you are the Chief Extragalactic Probist.

You know the Council's directive.

I can only be your adviser.

Are you sure this research is accurate?

Celeste, the Mondschein 40

is never wrong.

Right. Let's go.

Hors d'oeuvres?

Kimberly.

-You met my brother Steve?

-No.

You gotta watch out for him,

but in the best sense.

He cares too deeply, like a sparrow.

You've got something on your lip.

A little dip there.

I think flossing is so important, too.

When I get up in the morning,

I don't even go to the bathroom first.

I floss and then I go.

That's so great.

Ron, I'm beginning to think

you're avoiding me.

Hi.

Are you Dr. Steve Mills?

He's the guy dancing with his daughter.

Hors d'oeuvres?

Thank you. Delicious.

Hello.

-Are you Dr. Steve Mills?

-Yes.

Will you tell me the composition

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