My Illegal Wife

My name is Clarise,

single mother working here in Japan...

a die-hard fan of these movies.

They give me hope that someday,

I'll have my happy ending in love.

This is the day!

Watch out,

Laida Magtalas version 2.0!

Meet your match - Clarise,

version Z-point-awesome!

I thought

I would be single forever.

But then he came!

The man

who will be my husband.

Clarise, from this day onward,

my heart belongs only to you.

Thai proposal is cute -

if you have something on?

E www!

Nice smell!

I desperately want to be kissed!

So Laida...

I will beat your kissing scene!

I have to prepare for this.

I have to look beautiful

in my husband's eyes.

This is it!

Bro, don't forget the ring.

My precious...

Good luck, Bro.

Thank you, Bro.

Bro bump!

Ouch'.!

- Ouch! Wait!

- Hurry!

In my excitement

I've worn the wrong outfit.

But I quickly changed!

Nothing can ruin this day.

Here she comes.

This is it!

My wife looks beautiful!

My husband looks so handsome!

I can't believe this is happening.

Finally, my very own wedding-

Ouch!

You're imagining things again!

Give me that!

My husbands waiting for me.

Sorry for being delusional.

It's my friend who's getting married.

And I am her maid of honor.

Lucky her,

she already found her happy ending.

When will my time come'?

Are you okay, Clarise?

Babe, it's Clarize with a z...

not with an s!

Sorry, I forgot.

Are you okay?

- You're so beautiful!

- Stop bothering me!

Stop bothering me!

Why?

Why'?

Why am I still single?

I want to be a legal wife!

Good morning,

sleeping handsome!

Good morning,

stretching beautiful!

Babe, you're not yet well.

Just seeing you makes me well.

I know, Babe.

But you still have to rest.

Okay?

I don't need rest.

I'm strong now.

You're naughty, Babe!

Ouch!

Ouch!

Was the accident so bad...

that I have these stitches?

Yes, Babe.

Isn't it obvious?

That driver spoiled my plan.

What plan?

Babe, will you marry me?

Yes.

Yes?

Yes?

Yes!

Wait!

Let's try it on!

Sorry, it's not here.

It doesn't fit.

Let's try here.

Babe, just keep it.

I already said yes anyway.

You're right.

I'll just wear it.

Fits perfectly!

- I love you, Babe!

- I love you, Babe!

- I love you, Babe!

- I love you, Babe!

- I love you, Babe!

- I love you, Babe!

I love you, Babe!

Hey!

Lift me up!

Ouch!

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I'm hungry-

Of course you will be.

You work part-time here

but your performance is full-time!

I have to,

so they'll re-hire me.

My contract expires tomorrow.

Hey!

What happened to your lips?

My husband kisses me

like a vacuum cleaner!

But it's okay.

This is fad, anyway.

I'm so happy for you.

Why don't you give our friend

some tips so she'll find her man?

Stop pestering me!

I will hit you like a wrecking ball!

Mommy D,

that's no longer in fashion.

This is the new trendy beat.

Do you really need a husband, Girl?

Yes.

Not for myself,

but for my children.

So they'll have a father.

They need someone

to father them back home.

- Get out of my way!

- My son Liam is frequently bullied.

Are you going to fight me?

Did I say?

Hey!

Leave my brother alone!

My mother Magda

is old enough to get into rumbles.

Grandma!

And our house was robbed!

Give me your money!

Stop in

They need someone to protect them

and someone they can count on.

How will I find a man like that?

Where will I find

my future husband?

Babe, I'm excited about our wedding.

Same here, but we need to arrange

everything before the wedding...

especially my surprise.

Surprise?!

I bought a property

in the Philippines.

Will you look into it, because...

I'm busy

with the jewelry business.

I'm sorry I can't afford it

with my salary.

Babe, don't think that way.

This is for us.

All right, Babe.

I've already booked you

a flight this weekend!

Right away?

We have to check the property.

Are you rehearsing

to be my spouse?

Yes.

How many children

do you want?

This early?

How about my figure?

Sure, let's fix your figure.

Come on.

Clarise!

Hi Satcho!

This is for you.

More money,

more fun Satcho!

Thank you very much!

Clarise, you are very good...

but we have to cut cost.

Bad business.

Very bad profit.

I cannot renew you.

I'm very sorry.

What do you want?

Should I punch him so he'd

renew you?

Let's just look for another job, Girl.

Never mind.

I'll just go back to the Philippines.

I'll try my luck there.

Good luck to me.

Take care, Girl.

I wish you'll find the solution

to all your problems.

Your breath stinks!

Lord, may I find the answer

to all my problems.

I hope HI meet him...

my husband-to-be.

Bro, bro, are you married?

Not yet, but soon.

Don't you think it's early?

Men like you should stay single.

What do you do in Japan?

Sales.

Oh sales!

I worked in a factory

until my conract expired.

Now I'm going back

to the Philippines.

Washroom?

Excuse me.

Hello.

Hello.

Hi.

Hi.

Miss, are you okay?

You look good.

What?

You look good.

Thank you.

May I introduce myself?

My name is Clarise Zabaldica...

39 from Quezon City.

Vital statistics - 34-24...

no more!

Excuse me.

Wait!

Handsome.

Ouch!

- Wait!

- This is your Captain speaking.

We are experiencing wind turbulence.

Kindly remain seated

with your seatbeit fastened.

Ouch!

Ouch! Ouch!

Sorry!

Mayday! Mayday!

Sorry, sir! Sorry, sir!

Ms. Clarize.

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