My Favorite Martian Page #4

Synopsis: Life couldn't get much worse for News Producer Tim O'Hara. He humiliates the one he loves, Brace Channing and ends up getting fired by her father. Then, a Martian from Mars arrives in his home. The Martian adopts the name 'Uncle Martin' and becomes friends with Tim, whilst he fixes his ship. Unaware to Martin, Tim actually wants to reveal him to the world, but can he actually do that to his new friend and 'Uncle'?
Genre: Comedy, Family, Sci-Fi
Director(s): Donald Petrie
Production: Walt Disney Productions
  3 nominations.
 
IMDB:
5.0
Rotten Tomatoes:
12%
PG
Year:
1999
94 min
550 Views


Lots.

-Mmm.

-Mmm.

-Lizzie.

-Yeah?

If you're my sister,

an explanation is in order.

Yeah.

-Does this mean that you and I are-

-Indeed.

-Now, if you'll excuse me,

I have work to do, and you...

-What?

-need...to go.

-Huh?

Wha-

-Human emotions.

-Crazy monkeys.

Welcome, sir.

Where's Coleye?

Examining mucus-type protoplasm.

Hmm. It's saline-based.

Good God, Coleye,

put that on a slide next time.

I want this stuff analyzed

and the cigarette dusted for prints.

-I want to know whose this was.

-There's more, sir.

Quadroped becomes... biped?

It must have taken human form!

The footprints stop at the road.

We think someone

may have picked them up.

Evidence of a crash,

no spaceship and alien

in human form?

It's just like the incident of '64!

Keep your mouth shut, you idiot.

That incident is not only classified,

but it never happened, you got it?

-Yes, sir.

-Once again, we have no alien, no U.F.O.

If you can't get me either one,

then you'd better start

looking for another job.

Well, you heard him! Move it!

It's out there somewhere!

-So, move it! Go! Move!

-Yes, sir!

And God help the poor soul...

who picked him up.

Silence, subculturer!

-Let me down!

-Look what you did to me. Barbarian!

-Let me down!

-As you wish!

For a thief,

you are extremely clumsy.

-Thief? I'm not a thief.

-So I see.

Tim O'Hara.

You are a reporter.

Reporter? No.

I'm a producer, pal!

-Let me tell ya, I- Aaah!

Look, I didn't steal anything, okay?

I don't know what you're talking about.

-All right, all right.

No! No!

Warning, Tim O'Hara. Any attempt

to expose me will be useless.

-I think we use more than ten.

-Your astronauts

pee in their space suits.

Case closed.

Okay. Okay, just-

Whoa!

Okay, it's just a dream.

It's a very bad dream.

Just- Come on.

Wake up. Wake up!

What's with that?

-I believe it's called

a nervous breakdown.

-Last night did not happen.

-I don't believe in aliens.

-I heard that!

To us, you are the alien.

If you must know,

I am from the planet you call Mars.

-And what, I'm from Uranus? I never-

-I was getting to you!

Don't get a crease in your Sputnik.

Please,

just introduce me to monkey boy.

This is my Zoot.

-A polymorphous Zootenex 3,000.

-Just look, don't touch.

-Your suit talks?

- Incessantly.

Corduroys talk,

nobody gives them grief.

- Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh.

-Mars? Wait a minute.

There's no life on Mars.

We've sent probes.

I'd try to explain it, but you people

still think "E" equals "MC" squared.

-You're still trying to

analyze our rocks. Ha-ha!

Oh! Blasted sand particles.

They've completely crystallized

the vortex generator.

-Hey, do you mind?

- Tim!

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