My Favorite Martian Page #4
- PG
- Year:
- 1999
- 94 min
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Lots.
-Mmm.
-Mmm.
-Lizzie.
-Yeah?
If you're my sister,
an explanation is in order.
Yeah.
-Does this mean that you and I are-
-Indeed.
-Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have work to do, and you...
-What?
-need...to go.
-Huh?
Wha-
-Human emotions.
-Crazy monkeys.
Welcome, sir.
Where's Coleye?
Examining mucus-type protoplasm.
Hmm. It's saline-based.
Good God, Coleye,
put that on a slide next time.
I want this stuff analyzed
and the cigarette dusted for prints.
-I want to know whose this was.
-There's more, sir.
Quadroped becomes... biped?
It must have taken human form!
The footprints stop at the road.
We think someone
may have picked them up.
Evidence of a crash,
no spaceship and alien
in human form?
It's just like the incident of '64!
Keep your mouth shut, you idiot.
That incident is not only classified,
but it never happened, you got it?
-Yes, sir.
-Once again, we have no alien, no U.F.O.
If you can't get me either one,
then you'd better start
looking for another job.
Well, you heard him! Move it!
It's out there somewhere!
-So, move it! Go! Move!
-Yes, sir!
And God help the poor soul...
who picked him up.
Silence, subculturer!
-Let me down!
-Look what you did to me. Barbarian!
-Let me down!
-As you wish!
For a thief,
you are extremely clumsy.
-Thief? I'm not a thief.
-So I see.
Tim O'Hara.
You are a reporter.
Reporter? No.
I'm a producer, pal!
-Let me tell ya, I- Aaah!
Look, I didn't steal anything, okay?
I don't know what you're talking about.
-All right, all right.
No! No!
Warning, Tim O'Hara. Any attempt
to expose me will be useless.
-I think we use more than ten.
-Your astronauts
Case closed.
Okay. Okay, just-
Whoa!
Okay, it's just a dream.
It's a very bad dream.
Just- Come on.
Wake up. Wake up!
What's with that?
-I believe it's called
a nervous breakdown.
-Last night did not happen.
-I don't believe in aliens.
-I heard that!
To us, you are the alien.
If you must know,
I am from the planet you call Mars.
-And what, I'm from Uranus? I never-
-I was getting to you!
Don't get a crease in your Sputnik.
Please,
just introduce me to monkey boy.
This is my Zoot.
-A polymorphous Zootenex 3,000.
-Just look, don't touch.
-Your suit talks?
- Incessantly.
Corduroys talk,
nobody gives them grief.
- Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh.
-Mars? Wait a minute.
There's no life on Mars.
We've sent probes.
I'd try to explain it, but you people
still think "E" equals "MC" squared.
analyze our rocks. Ha-ha!
Oh! Blasted sand particles.
They've completely crystallized
the vortex generator.
-Hey, do you mind?
- Tim!
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