My Favorite Five Page #2
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that's great in one area,
He sucks in all the others.
You see, that's your problem.
You can't find everything
you need in one person.
Why not?
That's like... needing
the capacity of a minivan
But wanting the sexiness
of a convertible.
Well, I refuse to compromise.
Know what? You shouldn't.
I don't.
Welcome to the grid.
- Mm.
- What is this?
Man has five needs...
Sex, attraction...
No.
Aren't they the same thing?
No, your best sex
may be with somebody
You need to put a bag
over their head.
Then why have sex with them?
Clearly, you are not a man.
Here.
What is this?
It's my new audio book...
"My favorite five."
I'm working on
Really?
- "My favorite five"?
- Yeah.
You're crazy.
You know that, right?
No, am I? Am I crazy?
Okay, why did every primitive
society have multiple partners?
How can one person
be good at everything?
Hailey, you're literally
trying to find perfection
Or only settle for a couple
Ah. Mnh-mnh.
But I'm the crazy one, right?
Ew.
I got to go.
You're not gonna pay for lunch?
No. I owe you.
Just like a man.
As homo sapiens,
monogamous.
Living in that
abhorrently dysfunctional state
Only keeps us miserable
and underachieved.
After having
And you need to be with someone
Next you must find someone
to meet that spiritual need.
This would be your soul mate.
Not sex mate.
That's someone else.
Soul mate.
Hello, ladies.
What can I get for you tonight?
Oh, let's see.
Tonight, I have Peter.
Um, I'll have the, uh,
Rosemary chicken, please.
Great. For you?
I'll have the thai pasta salad.
Thai pasta.
All right.
Who is Peter?
And why does he determine
what you'll have for lunch?
I call him the back breaker.
I'm gonna need all my strength.
Oh, you're ridiculous!
Don't hate me
Because you are desperate
and I am pleasantly scandalous.
I can teach you.
Mm. I just got Eric fixed.
I'll just end up breaking him
all over again.
Besides, that karma
you're playing with is a b*tch.
No, I don't believe in karma,
And I don't believe in being
constrained by social hypocrisy.
No, you believe in being a ho.
Socially, it is fine
For a man to have
more than one woman,
But 100 years ago,
it was perfectly normal
For women to date
multiple suitors.
Really? Let's see.
You have to check your calendar
Just to see
who you're screwing tonight.
Oh, yeah, that's real normal.
Well, being with one man
isn't normal.
It's like wearing the same dress
for 20 years.
Everyone was created
for someone else.
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