My Family Page #3

and the rooms weren't planned | much more than the kids were,

but it was home,

and my parents were | realizing

that their oldest daughter | was leaving it now.

Now, don't get this wrong.

Of course, they were | both very happy

that Irene was | finally getting married.

There was | no question about it,

it was a real blast.

Ahhh

Ha ha ha.

It nearly ruined | my dad financially,

but he had to show the world

how much his daughter | meant to him.

It took him years to recover, | but then again,

what's money for?

Ow! Oh...

Machismo.

Cheese.

Just a minute. | Just a minute.

You ready?

Okay, everybody, | smile big.

It was customary | for the father of the bride

to say a few words.

Yeah.

My father wasn't a good speaker,

but he had to do his duty.

I want to make a brind...

Uh...

l... I want to make a brindis!

To... to Irene

and my new son Gerardo.

Uh...

well, you finally...

no, I mean, uh...

pues este...

um...

ha ha!

I'm happy! Ha ha! | Felicidades!

Gerardo,

a good wife | is the best thing

that can happen | to a man in his life.

Huh? Uh...

I know, because I have Maria.

Yeah, come on, Maria.

If it wasn't for you, | there wouldn't be anything.

Come on. Get up, Maria.

This is my wife Maria.

Ella es La Mama.

And... and... and

this is my other | daughter Toni, yeah?

And Paco! Paco.

He's in the navy! | Come on over here.

And... and... and, ah, | and Guillermo.

Come on over here.

And Jimmy. Ven, hijo.

Jimmy!

And... and | my son Chucho!

No te hagas rogar.

Uh...

the greatest riches | a man can have in his life...

mi familia.

Mi familia!

Salud! | Salud a todos!

It was one | of the greatest days

in the history of my family.

Ha ha ha!

Jimmy. Ahh...

I'm sorry I stepped | on your foot.

It's okay.

I'm sorry.

Man, I hate | this mariachi sh*t, boy.

My sister Toni was a wow.

All the guys on the whole east side | fantasized about her.

She had been | Queen of the Fiesta,

and every guy hoped that | he might be the lucky one.

I'd give my left nut | for 10 minutes with her

in the back of my Chevy.

Ha ha ha!

Woo!

Their leader was | Butch Mejia

from el rincon.

Of course, | he and my brother

had never really done | anything to each other...

but they were full | of hate and anger

and nowhere to put it, | except into each other.

I hear your fat sister

is getting married, puto.

I feel sorry for that guy

since he has to spend the night | in bed with a pig.

Yes...

and I'll tell you another thing...

los apostoles...

valen verga!

F*** you, puto!

Listen to me, puto cabron.

Today is a very | special day for my family.

I don't want no trouble,

so I give you permission

today...

just today...

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