My Boss's Daughter Page #2

That's right, You didn't think,

Now if it's not too much trouble,

if you could fetch me the right file,,,

- OK,

- And get Tom and me some doughnuts,

OK,

Now,,, I'm told you've been trying

to schedule a meeting with me

about some ideas, What are they?

Oh, uh,,, yeah, I had-I had some ideas,

- Something wrong with the coffee?

- Uh, no, It's fine,

- Why'd you make a face?

- What?

Oh, well,,, It's-it's a little bitter, but,,,

- Jesus, Audrey, get in here!

- Sir, really, it's f,,, It's not a problem,

- I've burped up stuff better than this,

- Sir, it's fine,

- Is something wrong?

- Taste Tom's coffee,

No, really, It's OK,

- How would you rate that?

- Well, it's not that great,

Not that great? I guess so,

Tom thinks it's sh*t,

Audrey, are you retarded?

It's not a rhetorical question,

Are you retarded?

No, I'm not retarded,

Because a retarded person can make

a cup of coffee, Am I right, Tom?

Oh, I,,, I don't-I don't really know much

about the limitations

of the handicapped,

I know of an employment agency that

hires out retarded people for $4 an hour,

So, if making a cup of coffee is too

difficult a task for you, Miss Bennett,

perhaps you'd be good enough to let

me know, and I'll contact this agency

and give a retarded person a job,

(mouths)) Wow,

- I wasn't too rough on her, was I?

- Well, she is new and all,

Maybe I was out of line, But do you

understand what I'm dealing with?

I mean, here I am trying

to fill a position in Creative,

and I can't seem to find one person

responsible enough to earn my trust,

I sometimes wonder if anyone here

even knows what they're doing,

I can understand how you

could see it that way, sir, but,,,

So you don't think I was out of line?

Well, if what you're saying

is that a company

is only as strong as its weakest link,

that makes sense, but,,,

Exactly, That's exactly right,

A company is only as strong

as its weakest link,

- Yeah,,,

- Audrey, get in here!

You were right, Tom,

I was too soft on her,

- What? No,

- Yeah?

Audrey, after talking it over

with Tom here,

I've come to realize that

I'm gonna have to let you go,

- You're firing me?!

- I'm sorry, It's just not working out,

- But, sir, I was suggesting,,,

- I take my job very seriously,

A chain is only as strong

as its weakest link,

- Right, but there's a whole other side,

- Thanks for the support,

Audrey, empty out your desk

by the end of the day,

- Fine,

- Sir, this,,, I,,,

Thanks for straightening me

out there, Tom,

Right, right, But I didn't get to say

what I wanted to say,

Oh, your ideas, of course, Schedule

an appointment with my new secretary,

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