My Blue Heaven Page #2

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Producer gets a flop

The angel doesn't worry

'Cause the flop comes off the top

Crazy world

Crazy tmes

Love that world

What's the dfference

If nothng rhymes

Hey. t's rratonal

But t's natonal

If you decde to take that rde

- And be a brde and groom

- Added room

Deductble

Includng offsprng

- Elzabeth Ann and Betty Lou

- Olver Dan. Penelope Sue

Jmmy. Johnny. Dasy. Harry

Randy. Ronny. Maze. Mary

Have all you want

- They're deductble

- They're deductble

ANNOUNCER:

The perfect beauty cream...

MAN:
Gee, Jack, that's wonderful.

JACK:
Thanks.

- Say, Jack, that's swell.

- Thank you.

WALTER:

Hey, wait a minute, you two.

- When's the party?

- What party?

You don't have kids

without a clambake.

- Dancing girls...

- Be quiet. You just need an excuse.

It's wonderful.

I'm tickled to death.

Thanks, Janet. I'm excited myself.

Welcome, brother.

I knew you could do it.

It's nothing. Like rolling off a log.

All you gotta do now is learn to knit.

- Congratulations.

- Thanks, Bill.

- Thanks. Good night.

- Wonderful. Good night.

- Well, goodbye.

- Jack...

Can't you see they have

to talk? Leave them.

Don't kid me. If what she said is on

the level, they've already been alone.

Are you really pleased?

After all the time and effort

I put into this project?

How do you think Mr. Milton's

gonna take it?

He'll be jealous, as usual.

He'll wonder

why we didn't consult him.

He'll have to know sooner or later.

Yeah, there's no way out.

Let's break it to him together.

- Hello, Mr. Milton.

JACK:
Hi, Milt.

Hello, sweetheart,

how's my boy?

- How's my boy?

- How do you think...

...we ought to break it to him?

With the birds and bees?

No, no, straight from the shoulder,

man to man.

Milt.

How would you like

a nice baby brother, all human?

- Or maybe a little sister?

- Oh, heaven forbid.

Somebody to play with

while we work?

Somebody you can teach to stand

on his hind legs, chase balls...

...chew up a few pairs of argyle socks

or a cashmere sweater or two.

KITTY:

Oh, I was afraid of that.

- Come here, baby.

- Come on, Milt.

[JACK WHISTLES]

- Mr. Milty.

- Milty.

Well, he'll just gonna

have to get used to it.

Come on, let's go eat.

I've got the strangest craving for food.

Not for something exotic

like a great big dill pickle?

Yeah, come to think of it,

something like a dill pickle.

Oh, really.

KITTY [SINGING]:

Just you and )ust me

And baby makes three

[PIANO PLAYING]

Quiet, everyone.

Quiet. Quiet, please.

Will you sit down, ladies?

- What are you gonna do?

- You'll find out. Quiet, please.

[PIANO STOPS]

Ladies and gentlemen, we have with us

tonight a man, a very modest man.

While the world blasts its head off

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