My Blind Brother Page #2

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Uh, OK.

Thank you.

Those are his parents.

It was their son that I killed.

Do you want a real tissue?

I'm a superficial narcissist.

I'm lazy and resentful.

I slept with a

married man and I

didn't even like him very much.

I almost killed my brother.

Why? you didn't like him?

No, I liked him quite a lot.

I challenged him to

a diving competition.

The water was,

like, very shallow.

Thank you for trying

to make me feel better.

I'm not.

I think I'm just going

to have to go to Africa

and build wells

for people who need

them after this whole thing.

I really am going

to have to dedicate

myself to the less fortunate.

I could go with you and

hang out with the kids...

like the African kids.

For the price of

a cup of coffee,

I could play soccer with them.

Or baby elephants.

I love baby elephants.

Me too.

[music playing]

I love you.

I love you.

Can you be just mine?

Yes.

Let's stay like this forever.

Paralyzed.

Then we can get a

TV on the ceiling?

Yeah, it'll be like a boat.

I get seasick.

It's a boat with no water.

Oh, I love those kind of boats.

You're perfect.

Good morning.

Oh, hi.

Hey.

Just can't find my dress.

Can I cook you some breakfast?

Um, that's OK.

Um...

This is not the way they go.

Looks... looks great.

Oh, your dress.

I would love it.

Here you go.

So, I had a really

good time last night.

It was very lovely and I'm very

hungover, borderline poisoned.

So can I call you sometime?

I don't think

that's a great idea.

You're... oh, you're

being serious.

Yeah.

I can't go out with

anyone right now.

Nobody should go out with me.

Well, we don't have to go out.

We could just lie in

the boat and watch TV.

I can't.

How come?

You going to Africa to play

soccer the baby elephants?

Yeah, it's not a joke.

This isn't where I'm

supposed to be this morning.

And I am going to

dedicate myself to that.

I'm going to do good

things for other people.

You could help me.

Why, what's wrong with you?

Everything.

I mean, my life is kind of sh*t.

All right, well thank you.

And, or, I'm sorry.

Uh, really nice to meet you.

You do want to go

on the... oh, my god.

Hello.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Get off.

Did I just hear somebody leave?

Did I?

Oh, what's going on, Billy?

Did Billy finally have some sex?

Huh?

Did he?

Tell me what's going

on, little Billy.

You're squashing me.

Oh my god, are you in love?

You're in love!

Who was she?

Some girl I met at the bar.

It doesn't matter.

I'm not going to see her again.

Why?

Was she gross?

She wouldn't give

me her phone number.

Oh, oh sh*t.

I'm sorry, man.

Well, it's probably not

the girl of your dreams

if she spent the night

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